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Mr. Kotter 03-26-2008 10:03 AM

You Knew It Was Gonna Happen: "Man is Pregnant."
 
:shake:

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...326?hub=Health


Transgendered man claims he's pregnant with a girl

Thomas Beatie, a transgendered man who says he is pregnant, told his story in The Advocate magazine.

CTV.ca News Staff

Updated: Wed. Mar. 26 2008 10:01 AM ET


An American man who used to be a woman says he's more than five-months pregnant with a girl.

Thomas Beatie, a transgendered man who lives in Oregon, tells his story in a first-person account published in The Advocate -- a magazine for lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgendered people.

In the story, Beatie reveals that he is legally male and married to a woman named Nancy.

"Sterilization is not a requirement for sex reassignment, so I decided to have chest reconstruction and testosterone therapy but kept my reproductive rights," he says in the article.

Beatie said he stopped taking his testosterone injections to get pregnant. He claims to have already gone through an ectopic pregnancy.

Beatie said it was a "life-threatening event" that resulted in the loss of all the embryos (he had triplets) and his right fallopian tube.

Now, his second time getting pregnant, Beatie says the pregnancy is free of complications.

"How does it feel to be a pregnant man? Incredible," he says in the article.

"Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am."

The estimated due date is July 3, 2008.

The Franchise 03-26-2008 10:04 AM

Umm....if you're pregnant.....you're not a guy.

Mr. Kotter 03-26-2008 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 4650264)
Umm....if you're pregnant.....you're not a guy.


This "guy" says otherwise. NTTAWWT.... :shrug:

pikesome 03-26-2008 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 4650267)
This "guy" says otherwise. NTTAWWT.... :shrug:

If only saying something made it so.

Kylo Ren 03-26-2008 10:21 AM

This really is no big deal. It's just a really screwed up woman who is pregnant. Big deal. The sad thing is the life that the child will have to endure.

pikesome 03-26-2008 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunther_Fan (Post 4650297)
This really is no big deal. It's just a really screwed up woman who is pregnant. Big deal. The sad thing is the life that the child will have to endure.

It could be worse, Brittney Spears could be having this kid instead.

DenverChief 03-26-2008 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pikesome (Post 4650303)
It could be worse, Brittney Spears could be having this kid instead.

bingo!

JohninGpt 03-26-2008 10:32 AM

Wow, a woman got a sex change to become a gay man and have a baby. I wonder what reverend fred will have to say about this one ROFL.

Megbert 03-26-2008 10:37 AM

Thread
Worthless
without…






OK Maybe not

pikesome 03-26-2008 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZChiefFan (Post 4650327)
Thread
Worthless
without…






OK Maybe not

http://www.drudgereport.com/pman.jpg

:D

stlchiefs 03-26-2008 10:41 AM

wtf. This is messed up. The end times are near. I'm going to the store to stock up on some canned goods and water. What is up with people today?

JohninGpt 03-26-2008 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pikesome (Post 4650328)

Is this his pose for "Vanity Fair" ala Demi Moore?

DenverChief 03-26-2008 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stlchiefs (Post 4650331)
wtf. This is messed up. The end times are near. I'm going to the store to stock up on some canned goods and water. What is up with people today?

http://thejiveman.files.wordpress.co...infoil-hat.jpg

Demonpenz 03-26-2008 10:45 AM

Ain't mine, i pull out

pikesome 03-26-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 4650333)
Is this his pose for "Vanity Fair" ala Demi Moore?

Who knows, I stole it off Drudge.

It's even weirder if he/she wants to evoke Demi.

stlchiefs 03-26-2008 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 4650334)

I wanted to show you what I did with your hat when you weren't looking.

seclark 03-26-2008 10:47 AM

i suppose you'd have to wait for the baby to be born before you could kick him in the nuts?
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chasedude 03-26-2008 10:52 AM

Some idiot trying to grab his/her (whatever the hell it is) 15 mins of fame. Attention WHORE!!!!

chagrin 03-26-2008 10:56 AM

isn't this impossible?

Megbert 03-26-2008 10:57 AM

How'd his wife get him pregnant?

That's the question buggin me.

chagrin 03-26-2008 10:57 AM

what about the uterus, and other required organs, eggs?

pikesome 03-26-2008 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin (Post 4650371)
isn't this impossible?

It happened before:
http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog...03/junior2.jpg

chagrin 03-26-2008 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pikesome (Post 4650377)

my ex-wife had an eptopic pregnancy, doesn't require fallopian tubes or something, like the guy mentioned in those comments?

pikesome 03-26-2008 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin (Post 4650389)
my ex-wife had an eptopic pregnancy, doesn't require fallopian tubes or something, like the guy mentioned in those comments?

He's not a guy on the inside. He started life as a woman.

suds79 03-26-2008 11:06 AM

Note to self:

Do not read threads regarding transgendered men/women while eating lunch.

:doh!:

Ultra Peanut 03-26-2008 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suds79 (Post 4650409)
Note to self:

Do not read threads regarding transgendered men/women while eating lunch.

:doh!:

Ewwwwwwwwwwww, totally.

blueballs 03-26-2008 11:33 AM

Science is turning us into worms
Johnny Morton you bastard

Molitoth 03-26-2008 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZChiefFan (Post 4650374)
How'd his wife get him pregnant?

That's the question buggin me.


I'm guessing his wife used to be a man.

chagrin 03-26-2008 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pikesome (Post 4650390)
He's not a guy on the inside. He started life as a woman.

ewww, I guess I didn't read all that, geesh - thanks, this is totally bizarre

kepp 03-26-2008 12:43 PM

That's a pretty big "bump" for just 5 months.

Duck Dog 03-26-2008 12:46 PM

Holy hell, Chiefmanwillgetyou isn't going to be happy.

markk 03-26-2008 12:51 PM

does being pregnant not prove you are male?

chasedude 03-26-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duck Dog (Post 4650586)
Holy hell, Chiefmanwillgetyou isn't going to be happy.

esp. if it's a midget... ROFL

tooge 03-26-2008 01:13 PM

I ate 2 burritos for lunch. I am about to give birth to....

StcChief 03-26-2008 01:20 PM

Not a man... a very confused woman.

Megbert 03-26-2008 01:42 PM

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This shit happened in the 80's too.

Adept Havelock 03-26-2008 01:48 PM

:LOL: One of my favorite British TV shows. Great episode.

007 03-26-2008 01:49 PM

A man who used to be a woman is still a woman irregardless of the plumbing changes. Nothing to see here.

Hydrae 03-26-2008 02:03 PM

He was artificially inseminated and still has a uterus etc.

He is married to a woman, not a gay person. Of course how he can satisfy her is another question to which I probably would not want to know the answer.

You can't kick him in the nuts, he doesn't have any.

Mr. Kotter 03-26-2008 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrae (Post 4650748)
He was artificially inseminated and still has a uterus etc.

He is married to a woman, not a gay person. Of course how he can satisfy her is another question to which I probably would not want to know the answer.

You can't kick him in the nuts, he doesn't have any.



ROFL

Mr. Kotter 03-26-2008 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adept Havelock (Post 4650716)
:LOL: One of my favorite British TV shows. Great episode.

Another British flirtation with this topic....heh.

Loretta: "I want to have babies!"

...."But you can't have babies--you're a man!"

...."Don't you oppress me!"

...."I'm not oppressing you; you don't have a womb!"

...."What's the point?!"

LMAO


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Ultra Peanut 03-26-2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StcChief (Post 4650655)
Not a man... a very confused woman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 4650718)
A man who used to be a woman is still a woman irregardless of the plumbing changes. Nothing to see here.

Never change, you two.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrae (Post 4650748)
He was artificially inseminated and still has a uterus etc.

He is married to a woman, not a gay person. Of course how he can satisfy her is another question to which I probably would not want to know the answer.

Late night programming will solve this mystery.

Mr. Kotter 03-26-2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 4651312)

LMAO

Holy crap, UP....that thread had SOOOOO much potential. ROFL

Rausch 03-26-2008 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 4651312)

At this point I'd have to note that it's more likely I passed out than fouled out.

I just hope to Gawd you guys laugh at the stuff I spit out after dark because I know I do about two days later when someone bumps it...:)

Mr. Kotter 03-26-2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 4651701)
At this point I'd have to note that it's more likely I passed out than fouled out.

I just hope to Gawd you guys laugh at the stuff I spit out after dark because I know I do about two days later when someone bumps it...:)

You laugh? So do I. Though some here think I should cry/repent....instead. :doh!:

QuikSsurfer 03-26-2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 4651287)
Another British flirtation with this topic....heh.

Loretta: "I want to have babies!"

...."But you can't have babies--you're a man!"

...."Don't you oppress me!"

...."I'm not oppressing you; you don't have a womb!"

...."What's the point?!"

LMAO


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ROFLROFLROFL
Judea Peoples Front?
**** off!!
We're the Peoples Front of Judea

Rausch 03-26-2008 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 4651724)
You laugh? So do I. Though some here think I should cry/repent....instead. :doh!:

For shame.

See my comments about Herm (when first hired) or about Peterson.

Other times I just get busted for dumbassery. I still don't understand people who get all bent out of shape for catching some egg in the face...

Mr. Kotter 03-27-2008 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 4651729)
For shame.

See my comments about Herm (when first hired) or about Peterson.

Other times I just get busted for dumbassery. I still don't understand people who get all bent out of shape for catching some egg in the face...

Yup.Some people take themselves and life, just way....WAAAAY too seriously. :shake:


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