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You do understand that we're not prepared for quite as quick a transition as you are.
Yet, this does present the average Joe with an inside scoop. You can evaluate and rank such devices and still present them to us in our native speak. Mostly. Whatever gets me 4 wife-free hours on gameday and doesn't run on gas...
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I think that last caveat rules out the Euphoria Pleasure Ride.
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She didn't exactly marry me for the Robin Leach treatment anyway...
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DUEL VIBRATING FLEXI DONG
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Yeah....um....since I did marry the gal I'd still like to be at least somehow connected to the actual sexual experience.
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Well I'm not a producer yet but I'd love the job. So if I order one can I be a pr0n producer?
Like, does it work both ways?...
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The 18" Double Dong has resistance and a spine, so it can be used for double-penetration.
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There you go Rausch. Now you and the old lady can get ****ed at the same time, by the same double long dong.
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Do they have women call in and give testimonials? That'd be wonderful.
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Yes, yes. I called but they preferred my testimonial about my strap-ons much better!!
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They were selling those, too.
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