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According to Oprah: "Sex is healthy. There's more protein in the average ejaculation than there is in a medium-sized pork chop."

ROFL Is this true?

I didn't make it up if that's what you're asking.

Phil pulled a Swoopes and came out of the closet? Did I miss something?

It's encouragement for the ladies, not for the Colts fans.

Oh, my bad.........

Sweet! :clap:

Isn't that bad for guys, though? Releasing protein.

It is for sure. I release the protein every day and it made me fat.

Life is full of sacrifices and this is one I'm more than willing to make.

ROFL

Like Jim said, though, that's a sacrifice guys are more than willing to take.

I hope thats not whats happening in your avatar!

Damn! I've let thousands of dollars worth of pork chops slip right thru my fingers!

No the Fat is from Beer....
:p

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Hey ladies...would any of you like a protein shake?

I also just heard from Oprah that this week is Testicular Cancer awareness week.

She pointed out that since a guy can't see the bottom of his testicals all that well it's best to have a female partner help. It sounded like females have a knack for spotting cancer before it becomes that big of a problem. Almost like a pig finding a truffel. Well anyway, during the segment it was pointed out that the tongue is actually much more sensitive than fingers. So the audience full of women pretty much agreed that they would go home and tongue their significant others' balls to prevent any long-term health issues.

The doctor on the show encouraged the women to do this all week, several times a day and to continue this on a daily basis.

Premature eruption is no laughing matter. So I'm told, of course.

Shoot combine this with my Fellatio decreases breast cancer thread and we are all winners!:)

Looks like I'm going to have to break out the crayons, and draw the wife a map.

Aww.. that's to bad. I hope you don't get cancer.

heh... I was listening to an audiobook on Chinese medicine, and according to Eastern Medicine, We have a finite amount of "chi" or vital life force... and we can create more, and have to store it... the longer your chi lasts, the longer your life lasts. When your chi is used up... you die.

They say that each orgasm a man has releases a lot of chi... so they have to do other activities to recreate more chi...

women, who swallow, effectively are sucking the life out of men, and will tend to live longer.

Long live the cum suckers!

This Public Service Announcement was brought to you by Steak and Blowjob day.

They also say that ejaculating 5 times a week also helps protect against prostate cancer. Hell before you know it blowjobs will be a cure for cancer, I need to do some reserch with the little lady!

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Look whats on Oprah today
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OK, that does it. I'm going back to court to reopen that divorce settlement. Bitch got the house and all my goddam chi, too.

notting gets better than having the life sucked out of you day by day