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Chiefs Pantalones · 10-27-2005, 01:04 PM

According to Oprah: "Sex is healthy. There's more protein in the average ejaculation than there is in a medium-sized pork chop."

Is this true?

10-27-2005, 01:16 PM

I didn't make it up if that's what you're asking.

Goapics1 · 10-27-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

According to Oprah: "Sex is healthy. There's more protein in the average ejaculation than there is in a medium-sized pork chop."

Is this true?

Phil pulled a Swoopes and came out of the closet? Did I miss something?

10-27-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1

Phil pulled a Swoopes and came out of the closet? Did I miss something?

It's encouragement for the ladies, not for the Colts fans.

Goapics1 · 10-27-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

It's encouragement for the ladies, not for the Colts fans.

Oh, my bad.........

Chiefs Pantalones · 10-27-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I didn't make it up if that's what you're asking.

Sweet!

Chiefs Pantalones · 10-27-2005, 01:21 PM

Isn't that bad for guys, though? Releasing protein.

10-27-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Isn't that bad for guys, though? Releasing protein.

It is for sure. I release the protein every day and it made me fat.

JimNasium · 10-27-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Isn't that bad for guys, though? Releasing protein.

Life is full of sacrifices and this is one I'm more than willing to make.

Chiefs Pantalones · 10-27-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

It is for sure. I release the protein every day and it made me fat.

Like Jim said, though, that's a sacrifice guys are more than willing to take.

Biohazard · 10-27-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

It is for sure. I release the protein every day and it made me fat.

I hope thats not whats happening in your avatar!

**gblowfish** · 10-27-2005, 01:39 PM

Damn! I've let thousands of dollars worth of pork chops slip right thru my fingers!

StcChief · 10-27-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

It is for sure. I release the protein every day and it made me fat.

No the Fat is from Beer....

Chiefs Pantalones · 10-27-2005, 02:03 PM

Hey ladies...would any of you like a protein shake?

Delano · 10-27-2005, 03:03 PM

I also just heard from Oprah that this week is Testicular Cancer awareness week.

She pointed out that since a guy can't see the bottom of his testicals all that well it's best to have a female partner help. It sounded like females have a knack for spotting cancer before it becomes that big of a problem. Almost like a pig finding a truffel. Well anyway, during the segment it was pointed out that the tongue is actually much more sensitive than fingers. So the audience full of women pretty much agreed that they would go home and tongue their significant others' balls to prevent any long-term health issues.

The doctor on the show encouraged the women to do this all week, several times a day and to continue this on a daily basis.

10-27-2005, 01:04 PM
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10-27-2005, 02:03 PM	#14
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10-27-2005, 03:03 PM	#15
Delano [b]Supporter[/b] Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape Casino cash: $7725015	I also just heard from Oprah that this week is Testicular Cancer awareness week. She pointed out that since a guy can't see the bottom of his testicals all that well it's best to have a female partner help. It sounded like females have a knack for spotting cancer before it becomes that big of a problem. Almost like a pig finding a truffel. Well anyway, during the segment it was pointed out that the tongue is actually much more sensitive than fingers. So the audience full of women pretty much agreed that they would go home and tongue their significant others' balls to prevent any long-term health issues. The doctor on the show encouraged the women to do this all week, several times a day and to continue this on a daily basis.
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