How do you wash your Junk?
 

when taking a shower do you wash head-to-toe or toe-to-head?

Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

Bingo.

Also, I love the feeling of a soapy loofah on my balls.

New washcloth every day?

First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.

ROFL ROFL

There's a Blue Beacon Truck Wash nearby. Just the foam brush and the spot-free rinse. I try to avoid high pressure waxing in sensitive areas.

I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.

I had a g/f once who refused to let anyone in the house use a washcloth or a towel twice. I don't think the washer ever stopped running.

Face first, ass last.
Deviating from the plan leads to disaster.

That's what I thought assface. :D

furiously...

ROFL

I've convinced myself that shit degrades to nothing in exactly 23 1/2 hours.

What ya do is have two in the shower, color coded of course so you know what goes where.

Did Donger put you up to this?

Feel good,sh-shake it, shake it...

How do you tell them apart?

Hair, face, balls, body

Your balls or some Kentuky men's BB player?

:cuss:
I'm speachless

It's easier to talk if you take that guy's johnson out of your mouth. At least that's what goatcheeze tells me.

Careful BL, you're dancing dangerously close to the metrosexual line. Next thing you know you'll be getting manicures and having your hair frosted. :D

Easy.
My ass looks like a sesame street puppet.

Head to toe. How on Earth could someone wash their feet, junk, and ass, then their face/head. EW.

Hair first, absolutely!
Then start at the top, face first, work down, change to the Mrs’s soap, and wash my ass :evil:

Top Down!!!

New cloth every day

the missus demands it

and I must say, the nightly results are worth it ;)

I start with the torso; why? :p

I wash my package with the blood of baby seals and the fat of endangered whales.

And if that doesn't work I'm sure more RAM will make my penis bigger...

Dancing dangerously close? He's so far over the line he makes karaoke night at the Blue Oyster look manly. It makes Frazod's Christopher Lowell deco-craze look tame in comparison.

I hire two Asian girls to assure complete and thorough cleansing.

They are very good at holding their breath.