*** OFFICIAL Sex Milestones Thread ***
 

all this talk about red wings/rainbow kisses/butt plugs got me to thinkin...

what are some sex milestones that you have hit in your lifetime? you know, something that earned you some bragging rights to your friends...

for example, having sex with a MILF/friend's mom, a squirter, or having a threesome, having sex in a weird place, etc. that sorta shit.

begin. and include the your age at the time of your zany sexploits

*the honor system applies here

some rules may need to be set in place
does a threesome count if a mouth was intered
in one -but not the vagina or butt

I'll start.

20 years old- I had sex with a girl with fake boobs... and it was everything i had dreamed of :)

certainly

Details, please.

I submit that participants in this thread should include ages next to their milestones.

good idea...

The only reason I don't hate Dallas TX, is I had a 3sum there. One chick was about a 7.5 the other was about a 6.5.

7.5 + 6.5 = 14!!

FTW!

ANd I didnt even have a motorcycle.

Age 24. 11 years ago.

please don't let ratings count

regarding fake boobs... they are amazing. the girl i was with had full D-sized boobs and they were beautiful... they don't move around a lot, but they are still very entertaining

Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.:rolleyes:
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.:eek:

ALLRIGHT!!!!! THIS GUY'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

There hasn't been anything funny on tv all evening man, I'd just rather read your posts.

You're the biggest douchebag and it makes me laugh harder than anything.............kinda like the new haircut guy on YouTube.

ROFL i had a thought right after i made this thread that you might show up..

17-24ish: ex was a fake boob multi orgasmic squirter. (seriously)

19: Quickest from first meeting to in the sack: 15 minutes.

19: Once got blueballs trying to get some from this chick that wouldn't put out all night.
Always thought it was just a saying until my stomach and nutts were hurting as if they'd been kicked by Donkey.

Lets see. In order.

18 years old - Did a mom and daughter. Not at the same time (about 6 months apart) and they were both good looking.Daughter was 18, mom was 36. That was crazy. :D

20 -Did 2 girls the same day. I know I was a whore but I was 20. That has happened since then several times but after the first time, not a milestone.
Not interested in doing it again unless at the same time.

36 - A hot 21 year old stripper. Dated her for a while. Fun but too much hassle for me. (rebound fun time after a long relationship ended):drool:

36 - First set of fake boobs. :thumb: Ironically enough stripper listed above just got new boobs and text me today.

Thats allthat sticks out right now.

ROFL YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

was she one of those ones you see in porno's that gushes like a goddamn garden hose with your thumb over the nozzle???

Naw... at first I was like... "Did you pee on me"?. Then I told her to do it again and it came out only in squirts. Not streams.

Made her cum 45 times in one session. She'd orgasm at the drop of a dime. I sure as hell miss that. nympho sex.

Now I'm married with kids and it's like an oasis.

well 11 was all in one night
****ed the first 9 -stuck your cock in the scorching motorcyle muffler
than ****ed the other 2

I was in Chicago one time in some fancy ass hotel at a party. My friends from college brought me and I really didn't know any of his friends, but to make a long story short there ended up to be two beds in the hotel room we stayed in. And a hot girly was on mine. My bud was getting busy in the other bed, and she was laying in my bed and I had just came in the room. And I literally go, "I feel kinda left out don't you" and we didn't talk until after I banged her. So saying only 7 words before getting laid is my record. Now only if I could find a deaf chick

This thread rules.

I want to know more about dating a chick twice your age.

17 years old- had inter-racial sex... it was a beautiful thing (ebony and ivory in perfect harmony)

Don't know about a milestone but while in high school I got a BJ from a married woman who wanted to know if it was okay if she put ice cubes in her mouth. :eek: WOW!!

I never thought of myself as such a man whore....but now I'm kind of wondering what the hell was wrong w/ me after I thought about this for some time. But if there was something unique and interesting about certain girls I had sex w/. I usually had sex for an extended period of time. Was a relationship involved?...sometimes. But not usually.

16 years old. 2 girls in one day (not at the same time) One was literally on the way out while the other was on the way in. One was a **** buddy who we basically tried everything on. Sex in public places...etc. Other was a high school girlfriend who I basically did everything to. I think they only thing left would have been for her to have been gang ****ed....which may have been a something that she may have done later.


19 years old. Married woman.....now usually I wouldn't be proud of this. But I didn't find out until I was 22 that she was married. But she was 21 at the time, and didn't think of that being possible! I just thought she had a dorky roomate who had left town that weekend. Color me shocked!

20 years old. Jewish girls do love to give head. Noted and proven.

20 years old again. Red head (I'm red headed too, but still...they **** until you're hamburger.)

22 years old. Squirter....laughed my ass off.

23 yoa. ****ed a girl who actually got off on being ****ed in the ass.

I'm 25 now. Married at 24...my only regret......not ****ing a black chick. Fooled around w/ a deaf Indian (dot not feather.) from England but I've always just been around white chicks.

Nice. May have to have the little lady try that.

The way I figure it, any student can bang one of these flaky blonde 25 year old teachers nowadays. But when I was in high school, I went to the top of the scholastic food chain: one of the secretaries in the school office.

Oh yes. She was in her early 40's, way cute, kinda short, big boobies. Her son also went to the school, but he wasn't really a friend of mine. I worked in the school office one period a day, and she liked me, and she was going through a divorce. I think she just wanted to know if she still had it.

SHE DID.

(Extra bonus: many of my tardies and skips weren't counted against me)

Another regret...As a 911 dispatcher I had a good chance....hottie police officer. Had my chance...but was w/ the girl that became my wife.

Please tell me someone has given a helping hand to our ladies in blue.

nice

instant rep

I had no idea we had so many studs here.

kind of lame but, moved into a new place from one an apartment. My roomate had moved his bed in and I hadn't yet. Was over there with some girl, didn't have a place to screw, so we just did it in his bed.

It is the internet....

It's amazing how I automatically assume no one here ever lies, unless they start talking shit like laptopstealerbike****er83.

Even if I had ****ed a lot of women and even some of them at the same time...I wouldn't believe it!

"I have no reason to lie to you....**** a lot of women!"

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Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me. I'm an average looking guy but I'm hung like a mule.......

here's one i'm pretty proud of...

20 years old- a couple of friends and i won a super bowl party at HOOTERS in a raffle and, of course, our waitress for the evening was HOT.

i had been to HOOTERS a couple of times before and i was well aware of the whole "waitress flirting hard for tips" thing. i didn't care. i used a little bit of my "asshole" method of picking up hot girls, and all of the sudden she was coming to my side of the table and talking to me A LOT...

then, i was texting on my phone and she came up and grabbed it out of my hands... she put her number in my phone and then she said, and i quote, "you better ****ing call me after work."

so i did... and we met up for a night-cap.

dated her for a while after that, too

Any one night stand stories that involved a missing kidney?

Heh that part about having sex in weird places got me to thinking and holy shit I never realized just how many places I've done things other than bed or a house.

Front lawn of old public school(it was 3 a.m. and she was my age you sick fockers)

Retaining wall outside of my old high school math class(again in the early morning hours)

Outside balcony of a Daytona Beach Hotel

Public swimming pool full of people

Back of a Trailways bus

Amtrack train going form California to KC

Indoor movie theatre during a school field trip

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I would be so turned on.

You must be hot or something, right?

Oh hell meatpeeker alert :doh!:

I got one close...17 years old. Playground of old elementary school...late night of course.

i know... i was really surprised when it happened.. any indicators she was giving before that i just chalked up to being the whole "tips" thing... the look on my friend's faces after that was priceless, though

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Had relations less than 10 feet away from my parents on the bass boat while night fishing.

screwed about damn near everywhere... movies, park, lake, in lake, in bahamas jacuzzi while people were in it, bathrooms in high school, HS parking lot car right before classes were to start, church parking lot.

I'm a virgin

alas I have no bike

I laugh at your incompetence.

I "banged" three times that many by age 21. By age 30 (when I met my wife), that number had increased tenfold.

But I am lame. One of my best friends has been with more than 500 girls (well, far more than 500, actually). At one point, he moved to Padre Island during Spring Break 1994 with the goal of "banging" 100 chicks in 90 days.

He surpassed that goal.

You, sir, are an amatuer.

Wow. He must have been hot or something, right?

Clay, I can't tell if you're joking or serious sometimes.

I thought I were doing good. That is ridiculous.

I'm halfway joking. I'm curious as to what kind of dude would attempt that. I'm way too lazy to make such an effort.

Thanks. :D

Those days are past me now but I do have plenty of stories. :evil:

And no diseases, either.

None now anyways ;)

Here's the deal, Dude.

Having a "Big" personality is much more attractive (especially at a bar) and will get you laid 10x as many times as saying "I've got a big cock" or "Check out my buff bod".

If you have a cool look and you're extremely personable and can walk into a bar with confidence, immediately start talking to everyone (guys and girls included), buy shots, make friends then BAM!

Chicks are everywhere.

They want to be a part of the "show" and hang out. I'm not talking about being a douchebag, I'm talking about being a fun guy, partying and so forth. In all likelihood, you're going to hook up with someone. Just be cool (I think that people don't know what that means). Cool is cool.

It's up to you whether she's a 4 or an 8 (10's don't hang out in bars).

It's not that difficult. Chicks wanna get laid, too.

Trust me, Bro. I've been with my wife for 12 years and we just had a baby.

I've had a clean bill of health my entire life.

Condoms suck but they are a must. Whether you're drunk or not.

Make the chick put it on you or no go :evil:

so you banged 87 girls by the time you were 21 and 870 by the time you got married at 30?

Either my math is incorrect or, hell, I don't know.

I lost count somewhere around 300.

FTR, it's pretty easy to keep track of when you're out on the road, touring in bands, so forth.

Well, at least an approximation.

So pretty much, you're full of shit

Ah, no.

You know, SPChief, you're a real, stupid, mother****ing one who sucks the penis.

I pity your stupid, pathetic existence.

As I'm sure does everyone else in your "circle".

Have fun jerkin' yourself tonight.

I go on tour a lot and I don't have a clue what the number is honestly, its not a ton of girls but enough.

My milestone is banging a chick in the a**, then after sex proceeded to dildo herself with a baby cactus... Weird but true...

FYP

I'm not surprised...

Was it the Glow-in-the-Dark variety?

:p

My "circle" :spock:



Keep being classy Dane

Yeah.

That's your only reply to the stupid bullshit you post.

I hope that you feel good about being my stalker.

Every time I post at night, there's Mr. SPchief (what a lame ****ing name), trying to discredit everything I post.

Stalker.

I post in the thread before you, and yet I'm stalking you? :spock:


Again, keep being classy dane

No, you're always challenging everything I say.

Sounds to me like an inferiority complex, but call it what you will.

I'm sure you'll spin around to your "favor".

Good luck with that.

Not to pick, but if people had to pick out which posts here are displaying an inferiority complex, most would probably go with ones saying WHOA LOOK HOW MANY CHICKS I F**KED.

All I can say is I have had all hot ones and one regret. Damn alcohol. Nothing too cool or fancy and cant say I have been in the 300s or 100's or 10's, thats my roommates. Could have lots more but really didnt want to lower my standards or do something I would regret later mainly bc lots of times I was the sober DD and that would be kind of wrong IMO.

12 yrs old
My sister's best friend crawled into my bed in her bra and panties. It was the best night of my young life.
13 yrs old
My mom's friend who was staying with us after a messy divorce
14-15
Neighbor lady who was recently divorced
16-17
First interracial girlfriend (Joy)
sex in a confessional booth
sex in a dressing room
first american indian and gusher
18
First threesome initially not by choice but then what the heck.
2nd inter racial relationship
19-23
Joined the mile high club(Atlanta to Baltimore) with a woman who the next day took her final vow to become a nun(that was weird)
work as a bouncer/ bartender in westport
Public places
sears tower
cubs games
The shadow bar
gap on the plaza
blow job while driving thru the plaza
glass elevator in the hyatt
movie theater
hand job in the middle of houston's restaurant

also slept with one girl and all her friends in one week
pulled a hat trick in 24 hours

24
started dating a bisexual
many threesomes'
if it matters of mixed race's
Had sex on my Boss's desk

26-27
quickest lay (walked into a bar, saw a girl that I had my eye on and asked what she was doing. She stated: lookin for a piece of ass, I countered with are you done lookin. She looked me up and down and said ok.
I slept with my College Professor girlfriend while he was pass out on the couch in the same room.
I slept with another Prof's Daughter

28
slept with Joy's little sister (first interracial girlfriend)
slept with my employee's finance without knowing it
hit on a girl at Barnes&Noble that I had slept with when I was 26
she was angry and engaged ( I still slept with her the weekend before her wedding)

29
Best gusher ever. I had to by rubber sheets she would literally soak the bed.
especially if we did anal

30
Started dating an 18 year old she was stunning and smart 32 dd 28 32
5'6 105
and damn near killed me as close to tantric 3-4 hour sessions
I still get quivers thinking about her ( she moved away to school)

I have slept with
Chinese Mexican
Korean Brazilian
Japanese Honduran
Vietnamese Peruvian
Thai Argentinian
Laotion African
Filipino Russian
Australian Greek
East Indian Jewish
Iranian Italian
Egyptian French
Russian Spanish
French English
Irish

The truth of the matter is I have forgotten a lot of the experience's. I am sure that there are plenty more. I spent most of my late teens and twenties in a alcohol and drug induced fog. I always used protection.
31
met my wife and have never been happier

I have to agree with Dane. It has nothing to do with looks or the size of your junk/ wallet. I do not have any of those.

It is all about personality

I am not proud of what I have done nor am I ashamed.
I never lied or deceived any of these women.
Some hate me.
Some have fond memories of me.

I think the interesting thing is if a women posted something like this she would be a slut.

Ang

p.s. I am not good with punctuation

The internet does not appear to be a good modem
of translating ones personality to the printed word
or the trees are too thick to see the forest clearly

7 - while riding my bike in the street, a neighborhood girl advises her parents aren't home

15 - a few weeks before school started, went to a uber-nerdy 'mock trial' camp at Washburn. Of all things, there was a cheerleader camp going on at the same time. Effed the hottest girl who'd given me the time of day to that point in my life.

16 - riding the bus home on a band trip, while pretending to doze off, a redhead and I ever so casually work our hands up respective thighs, 'til I'm flicking her bean and she's beating my meat. Not a word said afterwords, and her boyfriend picked her up when we got back to school.

19 - not really a highlight, but got effed up [on another band trip, now in college] chugging vodka with abandon. Somehow managed to eff a not too attractive girl AFTER puking in her hotel bathroom

24 - me and a buddy chatted a pair of strippers. apparently our game was good enough that that advised us to wait around until their shift was over. took them out to Fast Eddie's, then to his house where we paired off.

That's about it for the outlandish stuff.

17 - sex with a girl I had just met on my parents pool table while they were home. one of my favorites because I had just met her 2 days prior, she came over one evening and while we were playing pool she looked at me and said "are we going to keep playing pool or are you finally going to fuck me?"

17 - blowjob in my car outside my gf's house while her father was working the garage. he was a real asshole and probably would have killed me had he known

20 - shortest time meeting someone and having sex...about 45 minutes. best part about this is that (although in hindsight it was a dickhead move) I woke her up and made her go home because the Chiefs season opener (vs Cleveland, helmet toss game) was that day

21 - first interracial and anal, all with same girl. actually still sleeping with her to this day. same girl was also a hooters waitress about 3 years ago

all in all, nothing too crazy really. i haven't slept with 100's of girls but I've had a pretty good run to this point in my life. i don't have a bike

I can verify this as 100% accurate. One of my best friends is exactly this way and I just tag along for the ride :D

Sorry dude but I laugh at YOUR imcompetence. Sorry but fat chicks dont count.ROFL

I only bang girls that are 8s or higher.

Plus it sounds like you have the hots for your friend. Something you want to "come out " and tell us dude?ROFL

ALso my stats should soar once I go to Australia next summer for "business" haha. I hear the ratio to guys and girls is insanely in the guys' favor.

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Don't engage, Dane!!! He wants your wedding veggies.

oh $hit...hide the dingos.
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Wonder were all the women are?
I keed I keed

and to Midnight..Fat chicks DO count. Know why? Cause they give the best head.
(cause they're always hungery! yes i can say this cause I'm a fat chick)

What is this "sex" you speak of? :p

Why would an entire continent have such a skewed ratio than the rest of the world? You aren't counting transgenders again are you?

I would like to see those pics, as all I have seen from you is a 6 on one side and a 4 on the other.

i've knocked up more than one chick.