Did I violate a man law?
 

OK, up in KC for the races this weekend. Anyone who's ever been to a race at Kansas Speedway(or any sporting event in general) knows how the line for the restroom works.
Caution comes out and I go up to the pisser. The way the line works at the speedway works as follows: A pretty fast moving line develops, as you reach the entrance for the restroom, you choose which half of the RR you want to enter. As you move through the entrance, you choose which urinal you want to use. I get to the entrance, I'm standing behind a(for lack of better word) slow person and his(for lack of better word) "handler", there is an open urinal that I see. I give these two a couple of seconds to go to this open urinal, the (sorry, there is no other word to describe him)"handler) asks his friend if he wants to go up to the open space. Keep in mind, I'm taking it upon myself to hold up the fast moving line at risk of giving up my spot to give this guy a chance. Finally, I walk around these guys to go to the open space. Shortly after, the lines at each urinal fill up, and these guys are near the back of the line of one of them. Did I violate a man law for walking around these guys?

No... they did by holding up the line at a sporting even.

You snooze, you lose.

No. Anything is fair in a stadium restroom. Willie Wilson once hit an inside the park home run while I waited in line.

Well, as long as you hesitated and gave them a fair chance. Surely, the "handler" should have realized that moving too slow wouldn't be a good thing.

What makes him any different from any other typical Nascar fan?

This "slow" person didn't have a beer in his hand.





I guess it was a have to be there moment, it just seemed like I was in the wrong there. Or it was the multiple $8 beers I had that made me feel that.

Did I violate a man law?

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Sorry....that was the old NASCAR.....that stereotype doesn't fit anymore.

mmaddog
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Carl Edwards fan

Trust me(I"m not the "typical" nacar fan) the typical NASCAR fan is still in the majority.

I think that depends upon what track you go to......if you go to Darlington, Bristol, Martinsville or Daytona I might agree. If you go to Charlotte, Michigan, Fontana, or Chicago I would tend to disagree.

mmaddog
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I would say no, you are fine on going around. They should have been glad Kyle Bush wasn't behind them, no telling what he would have bumped into before going around the guy.



I must say though, seeing Luv here commenting on a Man Law question is kinda like GoChiefs replying to a question on relationships.

:)

You violated a man law by going to watch cars make left turns.

A typical NASCAR fan would not have worried about a violation of any man law and just pissed in the sink.

You violated a man law by not liking fast cars.

Fast cars that aren't confined to a circular path are far more interesting.

I'm not the biggest fan of race horses either..those are fast...and still far more entertaining than NASCAR.

At least your back won't get cold in the wintertime Kstater.

Where's PETA? Someone shaved a 3 into that gorilla's fur!

Hey now...comparing gorillas to NASCAR fans is just rude.


Gorillas are highly sophisticated animals. ;)

I'm a woman. I have an opinion about everything.

I like fast cars that go straight......for 1/4 mile.

FYP. ;)

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

There ain't no law in that.

A KU fan winking at me is close to being as bad as the guy that hit on me last night. :shudder:

:p

They are too busy trying to get Ben and Jerry's to use human breast milk and give the poor cows a rest.

The lines at the urinal are way too long at Daytona. Luckily they have a lot of bushes underneath the stands on the superstretch side. :)

pee in the sinks.