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Old 09-27-2008, 07:31 PM  
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Did I violate a man law?

OK, up in KC for the races this weekend. Anyone who's ever been to a race at Kansas Speedway(or any sporting event in general) knows how the line for the restroom works.
Caution comes out and I go up to the pisser. The way the line works at the speedway works as follows: A pretty fast moving line develops, as you reach the entrance for the restroom, you choose which half of the RR you want to enter. As you move through the entrance, you choose which urinal you want to use. I get to the entrance, I'm standing behind a(for lack of better word) slow person and his(for lack of better word) "handler", there is an open urinal that I see. I give these two a couple of seconds to go to this open urinal, the (sorry, there is no other word to describe him)"handler) asks his friend if he wants to go up to the open space. Keep in mind, I'm taking it upon myself to hold up the fast moving line at risk of giving up my spot to give this guy a chance. Finally, I walk around these guys to go to the open space. Shortly after, the lines at each urinal fill up, and these guys are near the back of the line of one of them. Did I violate a man law for walking around these guys?
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:34 PM   #2
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No... they did by holding up the line at a sporting even.
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:36 PM   #3
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:37 PM   #4
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:40 PM   #5
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Well, as long as you hesitated and gave them a fair chance. Surely, the "handler" should have realized that moving too slow wouldn't be a good thing.
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:41 PM   #6
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I'm standing behind a(for lack of better word) slow person
What makes him any different from any other typical Nascar fan?
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:45 PM   #7
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What makes him any different from any other typical Nascar fan?
This "slow" person didn't have a beer in his hand.





I guess it was a have to be there moment, it just seemed like I was in the wrong there. Or it was the multiple $8 beers I had that made me feel that.
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:58 PM   #8
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Old 09-27-2008, 08:09 PM   #9
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What makes him any different from any other typical Nascar fan?
Sorry....that was the old NASCAR.....that stereotype doesn't fit anymore.

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Old 09-27-2008, 08:11 PM   #10
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Sorry....that was the old NASCAR.....that stereotype doesn't fit anymore.

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Old 09-27-2008, 08:21 PM   #11
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Trust me(I"m not the "typical" nacar fan) the typical NASCAR fan is still in the majority.
I think that depends upon what track you go to......if you go to Darlington, Bristol, Martinsville or Daytona I might agree. If you go to Charlotte, Michigan, Fontana, or Chicago I would tend to disagree.

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Old 09-27-2008, 10:30 PM   #12
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I would say no, you are fine on going around. They should have been glad Kyle Bush wasn't behind them, no telling what he would have bumped into before going around the guy.



I must say though, seeing Luv here commenting on a Man Law question is kinda like GoChiefs replying to a question on relationships.

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Old 09-27-2008, 10:32 PM   #13
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:37 PM   #14
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Trust me(I"m not the "typical" nacar fan) the typical NASCAR fan is still in the majority.
A typical NASCAR fan would not have worried about a violation of any man law and just pissed in the sink.
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:38 PM   #15
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You violated a man law by going to watch cars make left turns.
You violated a man law by not liking fast cars.
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