Hate licking envelopes? Not any more!
I present to you....
Bacon flavored envelope adhesive! Quote:
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A small piece of sponge and a small glass of water works pretty damn well too if you're doing bulk.
After stuffing a couple of thousand bacon flavored envelops, even a foodaholic wouldn't be able to eat an baconator again. |
Got a Pit Bull problem in your neighborhood?
Soak up some bacon grease in a sponge and throw it over the fence where the Pit Bull lives. No more Pit Bulls. |
i had to google why you would want to send mail. I haven't sent mail for a decade
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never understood people's obsession with bacon
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$6.99 for a pack of 25?
i'll just stick my Christmas cards in between a couple crisp slices of real bacon, thanks. sec |
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It is about time. I have wondered for years why we don't have better flavored envelopes. Of course nowadays we need scratch and sniff e-mail I suppose.
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ROFL
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This product is offensive to Muslims.
I'm glad I don't work there.... |
You'd think the mailman's union would strongly oppose this. So now the mailman has to walk past dogs while smelling like bacon?
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After the Bacon Explosion, nothing "bacon related" really shocks me anymore.
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Leave it to Rainman to see things slightly differently than the rest of us. |
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Given the dog-mailman connection, is this actually part of a nefarious terrorist plot to stop the mail and keep us from getting our CapitolOne ads and Crate & Barrel catalogs, thus grinding the economy to a halt? The fact that they're using bacon is likely a clue that they're trying to destroy us via the very things that they find unholy about our culture.
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I can think of a few other flavors that would I wouldn't licking, but I'm too much of a gentleman to mention them.
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Sorry guys, but I supply the stuff this company is tainting the envelopes with. It all started as a joke on one of their buddies, but it quickly caught on and turned into a booming business so they kept the source quiet.
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Just wait for the one idiot to die from poisoning due to "excessive licking." Then the family will sue for "emotional damage" and get millions out of the deal. It is friggin glue, it is supposed to taste bad. If you want to taste bacon, then fry some bacon and make yourself a bacon sandwich. Bacon and glue do not mix for a reason.
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"Frozen telephone pole" would be a great flavor. |
A bowl of salt would be another flavor for them to consider.
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Our postmaster used to tell customers "I can sell you the stamps bt I can't lick them for you. I don't have a licker license"
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Duct tape
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They should make it taste like pussy. Guys wouldn't leave the house.
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self adhesive FTW
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Just be grateful they don't smell like Manginos ass after eating at the China Star
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Bacon RULES!!!
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