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How do you know when your no longer in love?
When can you be sure?
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here we go.
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I have the answer that you seek, however I'm not going to be able to share it without your deposit of $20 into my paypal account.
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Love? Heh
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when you are tired of her shit for good.
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Everything you once found charming now repulses you.
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My "smartass" answer would be... sounds like you already know for sure. I mean if you have to ask...
But honestly, I feel like, if you're at the point where you feel it's no longer worth making an effort, perhaps it's time to let go. I look at love more like a continuous choice that you make every day. If you no longer feel like making that choice, I'd say you're no longer "in love." |
When you have to say you're sorry.
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3 to 1 odds say this is Shyguyms
7 to 1 odds say its a GoChiefs dupe |
Take it up with your sewing circle Nancy.
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When my brown eye runs dry of her saliva I'm heading down the road.
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When she won't the whole thing anymore.
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Honestly.....its when you stop caring.
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When you take her to the fire station for a date and she blows the guy rolling hose...you're no longer in love When your best friend is married to another man and you're a registered sex offender talking shit on Chiefsplanet...you're no longer in love. You get a call from, we'll call him Boooo's 50 year old girlfriend.....you're no longer in love. When III pop's your cherry while Plattydaddypuss is at Walmart and then dumps you for TennDPHottie, you're no longer in love. |
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I'm so glad this is taking off... It warms my heart and makes me the whole thing. |
When you stop posting stupid threads about her.
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When she would eat the whole thing on the plate.
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I can usually tell it's time to move on when I come home after work and the girlfriend is blowing my brother on the couch... Happens at least twice a year, weird though, since he lives in Houston and the only time I see him, my at the time girl is goin to town in a red bikini muttering something about signs in-between neck bobbles... =(
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When you go from "I can't stand being away from him/her" to "I can't stand being with him/her."
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I'd guess that when you have enough doubt to post a thread on the internet about it, It's about time to break up with Aunt Mom.
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When the thought of going ATM doesn't even excite you anymore.
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Yep, when you don't care anymore. |
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When the doe-eyed beauty becomes the bug-eyed bitch.
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when you would rather jerk off than go through the effort of getting her to have sex with you
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homicidal thoughts is a pretty good indication.
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when you go online and ask a bunch of ****ing strangers.
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From a marital counseling standpoint, my first question would be, are there glimpses of those moments of love you first shared now?
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what was the chris rock quote? "you've never really known love until you've stood behind someone with a shovel"
EDIT, found it: If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a mother****er, you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love. And the only thing that's stopped you from killing this mother****er was a episode of CSI: "Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass." |
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That was a gem and the last we saw of poor old Clint, as far a I know. |
I think you know you're no longer in love when you don't even bother to let your hand fall asleep before you start.
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Whats the difference between love and like?
...spit and swallow... |
I never loved my 'Ex' Wife.
it's sad, sorta. |
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When you have to come onto an online football message board and ask if you're still in love with your S.O. or not; you aren't in love any more.
Chances are you've felt this way for a while, and so has she. Hope you haven't caught anything yet. |
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