-- How do you cope w/ your 'Swamp-Ass' issue?
 

Yeah, say you go out on a Friday night and forget to powder up your butthole. How do you maintain or reachieve that freshness? Do you gamble (assuming you probably won't score, anyway?)

-or-

Do you carry around wet-naps? Do you try that ax deodorant spray?

Or, is it such a rare occurance that it's pointless to care that you smell like asshole?


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http://i50.tinypic.com/2vnnwg6.jpg

Uhh......shower?

Dude, I'm not sure what is worse, the subject of this thread or your Avatar :Lin:

Really, I'm fine with it unless it starts to itch.
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That avatar is a classic.

Oh I'm sure it will be, but still kinda creepy. I actually think I might know that guy, looks like a friend of mine's brother. :hmmm:

I don't want power anything near my anus.

wiping my ass after a dump usually works for me.
i'm old school.
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Is this a gay dating issues thread?

just keep wetwipes on your toilet. get into the habit of using them, and swamp ass won't be an issue.

Oh, and by the way, Axe spray has entirely too much alcohol. Try to find a spray with no alcohol.
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Some Parfumers offer a scented talc powder.

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

Experience?

hahaha

I generally only get swampass golfing, hiking, or working outside in the hottest of weather. In any case, I'm in no mood to try to score at that point anyhow, I just want A/C and a cold beer. Shower, that is all.

This. Good ****ing grief.. this.

They kind of go together, actually..... :D

Sometimes you cant help it in the 115 degree heat.

Solution: Move to Olathe.

simple is always better. if there's still an issue:

The **** is swampass?

I don't believe I have ever powdered or deodorized my ass. That seems really odd.

SNL did a skit for "Ass Don't Smell"

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92eass.phtml

Ass Don't Smell

Bob.....Kevin Nealon
Male Co-Worker #1.....Rob Schneider
Male Co-Worker #2.....David Spade
Male Co-Worker #3.....Tim Meadows


Bob: Let me bring you up to date on the Civic Center project..

Male Co-Worker #1: [ sniffing the air ] Did somebody step in something?

Bob: I had Ted draw these up over the weekend..

Male Co-Worker #1: Oh, come on! Doesn't anybody else smell it?

[ turns around and disgusts tow other co-workers with the smell from his ass ]

Bob: I think we've finally solved the underground garage problem..

Male Co-Worker #1: I'm sorry. I can't concentrate. Can't we do this over the phone?

Male Co-Worker #2: Yes!

[ everyone leaves the office, leaving confused ]

[ SUPER: The Next Day ]

Bob: [ notices Ass Don't Smell canister on his desk ] Ass Don't Smell? [ thinking ] Hmm.. maybe osmebody's trying to tell me something..

Announcer: Scrubbing doesn't work; perfumes only cover it up; and who has the time to soak? Forget all that junk, and step up to Ass Don't Smell.

[ SUPER: A Week Later ]

Male Co-Worker #3: Hey, Bob! Congratulations on the Civic Center project!

Bob: Thanks!

Male Co-Worker #3: [ notices canister in Bob's locker ] Huh? Ass Don't Smell? But your ass doesn't smell.

Bob: [ smiling confidently ] Exactly.

Announcer: Ass Don't Smell. The name says it all. Now, in new tamper-proof package.

someone must not wipe correctly or something ... just take a shower before you go out. :shake:

Well especially those freaky chicks that like to lick, err nevermind

Maybe you should just shove one of those Glade things up your ass. You could keep several handy and give her her choice of scents, just like they do at the car wash. LMAO

Define "swamp-ass." The ass is right there, the next door over. Should it smell like shit, no, should it be floral, no.

You'd know it if you had Swampass.

Cats and dogs would follow you around for weeks. (So I've heard) ;)

two things..

1st. Swamp ass can also be called Goo Butt... and if you dont take care of it, it will turn into Chapped Ass... which is not pleasant..

2nd.

http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-con...omans-butt.jpg

****, you just beat me to it.

Wouldn't wanna turn out like this......

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/a...ski/stinky.jpg

snicker
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:D

you're not the first one that said that...

I'd be more worried about skunk balls if I were you.

if you're referring to me, I assure you, my balls smell like my arm would/will/does. Also a slight minty smell, due to the lemongrass body wash (attached below)


http://i47.tinypic.com/2rqhaug.jpg

Which leads to Maggot-Ass

If YOU had to choose only one....would you rather deal with skunk balls or swamp ass?

that shit tastes disgusting.

Just rub some musk on your balls. It'll make you more of a man than you are.

Does powdering your butthole work? Any rash, or irritation issues?

It doubles in size and turns into a dependent...