Couldn't post this in the "Clean Jokes...." thread
 

So here you go:


A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

On the third day out,the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning..

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.

'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'

'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.'

'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'

'Anything, Father.'

'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'

'Well,under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

'Father, could I ask something of you?'

'Yes, Sister?'

'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'

'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.

'Oh Father, may I touch it?'

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life.'

'Is that true Father?'

'Yes, it is, Sister.'

'Oh Father, that's wonderful. stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'

You couldn't stick this in the "Funny Jokes" thread either.

LOL

Lol. Nothing like a good beastiality joke to get the day off right.

Well, maybe I'm in a good mood and easily entertained today. :shrug:

Priests don't like camels.
They like alter boys.

my wife, raised a catholic, laughed her ass off at this joke...

she made me print it out so she can take it to work and tell it to all the women she works with...

Perhaps dead camels as sex objects hits to close to home for buck. Sounds like a chargers pep rally.

Hopefully the camel was a six year old male or he wouldn't be able to keep it up.

I can see him doing a little dance while singing "my humps, my lovely camel humps"

Well, we've just about got everything accounted for on a typical Sunday thread:
Beastiallity? Check
Necrophillia? Check
Pedophillia? Check
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We left out the Matt Cassel Buttrape.

Here we are.

judging only by the last couple of games, could necrophilia cover that? Couldn't have played much worse than a corpse.

Dolphin...

Why would you ride an altar boy into the desert?

ROFL

it doesn't matter where, as long as ya ride him......

That's gotta be post of 2011. And in January!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?




















































AIDS

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?














































Give the bitch a shovel.

Welcome to 1963

tldr

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?














































To hold up their pants.

FYP

A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong.

"I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her.

She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before."

The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem.

"I've never been ****ed before" she says.

So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're ****ed"

Everybody say: save a camel ride and alter boy.

Or jokes from this century.

nunin better than a sister camel humpin .. sounds muslim ....

You know why altar boys always have their hair parted in the middle?

Di you hear about the gay midget?

































He came out of the cabinet...

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

No, why?