Report: Tiger wants to remarry Elin
 

Lack of pussy make you brave, man!

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/...scandal-011613

I guess Tigers are pussies

Oh what money can buy! She is smoking hot though.

Dumbass. That better be some serious Tang

What a putts.

she must be a tiger in the sack.

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I feel for him a little bit, theres an undeniable beauty in the familiarity and stability of a true love marriage.

Apparently thats a life truth even IF you have unlimited access to the most smoking hot and random silky poon on planet earth... the older you get, the more you want The One.

yea, that will happen

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He likes white blonde Swedish girls.

Can't blame him.

LOL, I hope he walks away at the alter and meets a Porn star just outside the church, takes her to a hotel and PIIHB!

She knows he'll **** up. It's all bout money. That's how that little nerd got her in the first place.

$350,000,000 is nothing when you're black in America.

He probably wants to be a family again.

Brought to you by CNN.

It's not just the money. It's being the best in the world at a huge sport and all the fame that comes with it. Women love men with money, but they love men with status even more.

I smell a rat.

I see Tiger ending up on Cheaters....setup by Elin, of course!

Hell hath no fury......

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It's "putz", you reeruned dumbass.

Seriously, if your IQ registered higher than 30, I'd go into cardiac arrest.

That was pun intended douchenozle.

Then you sure spray a ton of "puns" around here because most of your posts read like a 2nd grader living in a trailer home.

You know what DaneMcDouche I don't give a ****. I got friends here. I made it to the inner circle obviously. So **** off dude.

Dane, don't come into my thread and be a dick.

For the record I do live in a trailer home. I am white. I am a single father making a living the best I know how and Chiefs Planet is part of what I do each day to pass the time. So I am going to post how ever the **** I want. You don't like it that is your problem NOT MINE.

Sorry for you

Not

Sorry for me

Don't mind Dane, he's just a plain old dick.

I don't know who I'm more sick of hearing about - this asshole or Lance Armstrong.

Oh I know he is and I'm not going to back down from him. It's his little schlick he thinks he has to be cool about it. I never done nothing to him then now and then he wants to pick on me after he hid town for six months.

you couldn't tell that was a pun? ROFL

I like Tattoo.

But to be fair, he does struggle with spelling.

According to the National Enquirer...

I thought pro golfers had much better follow-through than us duffers?

This is very true. Admittingly I struggle with spelling, I have worked hard to correct and do better with my spelling. Mostly I like to spell words the way I hear them. I sometimes get embarrassed about my spelling but I'm not going give up to post on the message board I love to post on. I have learned to deal with many life issues and be apart of a Chiefs family as friends here.

But

Putts was an intended pun for putting in golf. :D

English may not be his first language.

de plane! de plane!

I cannot believe you are the first person to ever say that to me
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He's finally done sowing his oats and is ready to settle down. Completely understandable.
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Correction.....Cablanasian....

You can't fix "stupid"

THIS...duh.

ROFL I cracked my self up saying this. THe only thing missing is a trans am jacked up on cinder blocks and me drinking Keystone Beer.

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Anybody else find it kind of odd and/or douchey of them to report on this?

Inquiring minds want to know?

Dude. I get that the first one was a pun. He's a golfer. Putts/putz. Okay.

But it's "schtick," not "schlick."

Just back away from the Yiddish and you'll be all gute.

No doubt. People want to know everything...

I just find it odd that they were even aware of the specifics of such a rendezvous.

LMAO

"schtick"

Got it. Ok thanks for pointing that out.


Tough crowd today.

Yeah, but how many times has he taken a shit or farted that day? Inquiring minds want to know.

Sounds like Tiger has figured out what she is.

Now they're just negotiating over the price.

A part, Not apart. They mean two different things.

money talks. he just wants his divorce money settlement back

It's "güt" not "gute". Gooda is a type of Dutch cheese. :p

I wouldn't be surprised if it did. Woods was nailing anything with hair and I doubt he did a 180. With a 350m dollar no stoke clause, I wouldn't be surprised.........true love.

Nah, it's called rebuilding his rep and missing his $$ he won, now that he ain't winning jack. False 'Mea Culpa. Think what Lance is attempting now that he wants to compete again, but just can't quite do it and what Manti will be attempting to do in a mad fashion now that his draft stock has dropped faster than the '29 market crash.

Has someone around here mentioned the value that Tiger and his ex may see in marriage for the benefit of their children? ..I'm just saying.

Heck if I could nail hot Swedish poon daily I would make irrational money choices also... Must of been some grade A p***y!

Gouda. ;)

If we see Elin showing up at a golf tournament with new ink and Daisy Duke's, we know she's fulfilling his every fantasy.

As much of a hound that he his 350M has got to make you stop for a moment and think..Is this strange worth winning the Masters 243 times????

its cadillac arrest. just sayin'

Well at least this time she's got a bunch of money

Tiger is all kinds of stupid. It's amazing, really. A textbook story of how you can have it all and be on top of the world, and piss it all away through an amazing combination of arrogance and stupidity.

trying to care..

....nope.

I see her as "Ice Queen". Prolly why he strayed in the first place. Now, with all the money in the world and can buy anything, he's trying to buy the thing that he can't have. But I guess, everything is for sale.

Inquiring minds want to know if she enjoys taking it up the Scott ******?

You didn't keep it going!

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dude nobody likes anything having to do with that

a lot of people on here won't agree with me, but man Taylor Swift is smoking hot

I ****ing love her. And I don't agree with you. She's not hot to me at all. I love her because she is a genuine musician. Love her music or not, she actually writes that shit herself. So few and far between anymore...

LMAO

When did place become a campfire circle?

Sorry, Dude. I was just teasing. My apologies.

It's GOUDA, dude.:D

Y'all's failin' all over the place.ROFL

This. She's real, and she's the real deal.

No way. Unlike many Americans, this girl has morals. She wants to get back together for the kids.

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I mispelled it on purpose you dope.

Mr. Awesome already broke the chain, though.

U R GAY

Elin may be hot (whatever!), but when love is defined by a $350M bond/pre-nup, especially by people who aren't avid church-goers, I think he's just dumb...

And I'd be interested in what she had to put up in the pre-nup? Nothing? Has to fulfill all his fantasies daily? Never be a bitch? Back rubs? Please don't tell me the entire pre-nup is based on Tiger being faithful to a former swimsuit model!!!

OK, now I'm going to back to worrying about fake girlfriends and bikers pumping human blood, perhaps their own, into their system... ****ing off season!!!

As the world turns!!

Go Chiefs!

She probably knows how to massage his prostate in a special way....
But is that worth $350 million?

Dude is messed up. My advice to Tiger. Stay single, bang as much strange as you can, while you can. If you're single, $350 million buys a lifetime of primo tail.

Meh, all of that has it's appeal and is great in the moment but none of it brings lasting fulfillment or happiness.

I hope it works out for them if true.

This is true, but it was an obvious pun, that was spelled correctly and it flew right over Dane's head.

And as grammatically challenged as Tatt may be I'll bet he knows that 51%= a majority. Which Dane argued, with his trademark fury, wasn't true.

This is a joke, right?

****ing dumb ass. Porn stars and waitresses are the way to go.