SMACK DOWN! What are the best ones you've delivered or seen?
 

Please share the best insults you've laid on a poor soul that send him crying to Momma!

Or blistering ones that you have admired as to their artistic genius.

I admit I'm not good at it. I was responding this AM to a whining CPer and realized that I need inspiration.

Show them off!

I just got in a brawl last weekend at the bar does that count?

i remember when someone called someone's mom an "ore". that appeared to piss someone off pretty bad.
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There is no way that I would share my insults in a medium frequented by the giant known as Iowanian.

i called someone a dumb bitch and i have to wear the daddy pants sometime.

Laid the smackdown on mike cock last night. Pummelled him without mercy..then tried to tug his head off.

I once disarmed a kid who tried to hit me with a 2x4 and beat him mercilessly for several minutes until he cried.

FAX THE TERRIBLE

I'm assuming you mean a man named Mike Cock and not your penis. And by pummeled him you mean had sex with him.

In which case i believe you.

It took him several minutes to cry as you were beating him with a 2x4???

Either you swing like a bitch or he was tough as hell.

Suck my dick you ****ing ****

He was kinda stout, you know? Fireplug-like in stature.

You can whack a guy like that with a 2x4 for quite awhile before landing a true, telling blow, Mr. Sofa King.

FAX

"Fat kid," FAX. Just say "fat kid". It's okay.

Well then perhaps it's only a Cassel-like accuracy problem with you then, Mr. Fax.

One time, I called this dude a ReeTodd.