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Help me razz a Jets fan
I know a guy who is a pompous ass, regardless of what his favorite football team is. But it just so happens that he's a Jets fan. So I'm asking for the expertise of ChiefsPlanet in giving me some material for when I see him on Tuesday.
I'll start off... Did you hear that Chad Pennington got turned down by a prostitute Saturday night? Yeah, apparently he didn't score all weekend. :D |
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Chad fumbled more ballls on Sunday than....
the Priest at bingo? :shrug: |
maybe pennington got some dapper dan he used on that stupid hairdo he had on the picture they kept showing on his hands before the game. God he looks like a dork in that picture.
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if the guy is a true pompous ass as you suggest, then print this out and make him wear it.
http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jerks.jpg Then print these out and tape them to his desk, monitor, chair, or just slap one on his back. :D http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jestlogo.gif http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/jokes.jpg |
How many Jets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the lightbulb, and one to go back to the store after Pennington drops the first six. |
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Q: What's the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: Why are the Jets like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q: What do Billy Graham and the Jets have in common? A: They can both make a stadium of 70,000 people say "Oh, Jesus." Q: What's the difference between the Jets and Cheerios? A: Cheerios belongs in a bowl. Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60? A: Four Jets fans watching a football game. The Jets have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though. You wear it and the other guy scores. Q: Why can't Chad Pennington use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver. |
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S-U-C-K
Suck, Suck, Suck |
Ask him how he liked that DP sunday from those Big, thick KC Johnsons in each end.
Picked him up like an ear of corn....with no hands. |
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