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Simplex3 03-19-2006 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish
Face first, ass last.
Deviating from the plan leads to disaster.
How do you tell them apart?

Prince22 03-19-2006 02:48 AM
Hair, face, balls, body

Simplex3 03-19-2006 02:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince22
Hair, face, balls, body
Your balls or some Kentuky men's BB player?

Prince22 03-19-2006 03:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
Your balls or some Kentuky men's BB player?
:cuss:
I'm speachless

Simplex3 03-19-2006 03:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince22
:cuss:
I'm speachless
It's easier to talk if you take that guy's johnson out of your mouth. At least that's what goatcheeze tells me.

KC Jones 03-19-2006 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.
Careful BL, you're dancing dangerously close to the metrosexual line. Next thing you know you'll be getting manicures and having your hair frosted. :D

gblowfish 03-19-2006 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
How do you tell them apart?
Easy.
My ass looks like a sesame street puppet.

BigMeatballDave 03-19-2006 12:46 PM
Head to toe. How on Earth could someone wash their feet, junk, and ass, then their face/head. EW.

Over-Head 03-19-2006 01:13 PM
Hair first, absolutely!
Then start at the top, face first, work down, change to the Mrs’s soap, and wash my ass :evil:

John_Locke 03-20-2006 12:30 AM
Top Down!!!

New cloth every day

the missus demands it

and I must say, the nightly results are worth it ;)

greg63 03-20-2006 12:38 AM
I start with the torso; why? :p

Rausch 03-20-2006 12:43 AM
I wash my package with the blood of baby seals and the fat of endangered whales.

And if that doesn't work I'm sure more RAM will make my penis bigger...

keg in kc 03-20-2006 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by KC Jones
Careful BL, you're dancing dangerously close to the metrosexual line.
Dancing dangerously close? He's so far over the line he makes karaoke night at the Blue Oyster look manly. It makes Frazod's Christopher Lowell deco-craze look tame in comparison.

Rausch 03-20-2006 01:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee
First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.
http://www.adammays.com/blog/uploade...CHO-787214.jpg

Inspector 03-20-2006 07:35 AM
I hire two Asian girls to assure complete and thorough cleansing.

They are very good at holding their breath.


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