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luv 05-06-2009 07:34 PM

May is Masturbation Month
 
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/...tion_month.php


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So May is "Masturbation Month" which means business as usual for most of our fine readers (and writers), but for those of you who truly want to celebrate, here are a few dates to mark on your calendars:

Saturday, May 3, 7–10pm - Opening reception for "I Touch Myself," a collection of erotic photos, steamy paintings and illustration at Femina Potens. Details here.

Thursday, May 8, 6:30pm - Ask The Doctors - Dr. Carol Queen and Dr. Robert Lawrence discuss the ins and outs of masturbation. Details here.

Sunday, May 25, 3pm - The 7th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon - Make some money for the Center For Sex & Culture by pledging your support for your favorite wanker. OR, sign up to masturbate on camera for the cause. Details here.


Anytime of the month - Post a Twittergasm and shame all your prudish friends.

Weekly Clubs Editor John Graham is surprised that Kleenex, Jergens, Johnson & Johnson, and/or any number of lubricant or shower massage-nozzle companies haven't seized the obvious marketing opportunities. Maybe they'll wise up while the month is young? That'll be the day. But then again this is San Francisco. --Janine Kahn



http://sexuality.about.com/b/2006/05...tion-month.htm


Masturbation has had a colorful history . By far the most commonly practiced sexual behavior around the world, masturbation has gone from being ignored to being vilified, from a mental illness to a tool of women’s empowerment, celebrated with its very own month of the year.

Yet there remains a great deal of ignorance and misinformation regarding masturbation. Take a first step towards a happy masturbation month by clearing your mind of any myths about masturbation you may still be holding on to.

Sexual health educators often refer to masturbation as the cornerstone of sexual health. Throughout the month of May I'll be featuring information, reviews, and tips and techniques honoring the art and science of self love.

88TG88 05-06-2009 07:38 PM

WTF is a twittergasm ?

FAX 05-06-2009 07:39 PM

Beware the Masturbation Month of May, peeps.

A lot of folks will be driving blind.

FAX

luv 05-06-2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 5746094)
WTF is a twittergasm ?

Gives a new meaning to "tweeting".

Marcellus 05-06-2009 07:44 PM

Eh, I already got a 4 month head start. I thought 2009 was "Beat It Like It Owes You Money" year. :shrug:

Hog's Gone Fishin 05-06-2009 07:44 PM

Oh great , I guess this means my work load will increase.

Dinny Bossa Nova 05-06-2009 07:50 PM

Just wondering.

If male masturbation can be called jacking off, is female masturbation jilling off?

The killer bees on saturday night live accused Billy of buzzing off, but I'm not sure if he was using a vibrator.

Dinny

JOhn 05-06-2009 07:52 PM

Cool, I have a reason now :whackit:

Crush 05-06-2009 07:53 PM

That is going to be a shitload of jizz.

luv 05-06-2009 07:53 PM

I think my favorite part of either little blog was the picture of Optimus Prime...lol.

Simply Red 05-06-2009 08:05 PM

****ing awesome, IM IN LUCK!!!!!!!!!


BRB

MahiMike 05-06-2009 08:19 PM

Hang on, I'll be right back...

StcChief 05-06-2009 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5746111)
Oh great , I guess this means my work load will increase.

Horny Hogs...that doesn't sound good.

Pioli Zombie 05-06-2009 09:10 PM

My record is 5 in 90. I was 19. But it involved a chick. Does that count?
Posted via Mobile Device

luv 05-06-2009 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5746378)
My record is 5 in 90. I was 19. But it involved a chick. Does that count?
Posted via Mobile Device

Masturbation = Self Love


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