Dorsey.... Breaking News (AKA I'm not as funny as I think I am)
 

Glenn Dorsey after meeting with Carl Peterson has announced that he's demanding to be traded to a team that has a chance of winning the Super bowl within the next 20 years. " I thought this would be a class organization initially" said Dorsey ,"But when Carl told me I was his Bitch now, that sent up a red flag". Dorsey says he will not sign a contract with the Chiefs for any amount of money. Carl is now in conversation with the Saints.

At least you tried.

Don't give up your Hog farming job just yet.

ehhh......

Hog Farmer is a shit poster. Film at 11.

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WTF? I think Hog has stroked a few too many swine...

Geez, lighten up dickwad. I just find us getting a player like Dorsey too good to be true.

Not fuckIN funny dipshit

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It is a quick way to get banned, don't do it again.

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Keep stroking off Boars. You won't make it as a stand up comedian, even if you lose one leg to a sicko.

I'm guessing that he won't be signed until after at least 1 preseason game in Carl's traditional fashion of not wanting to negotiate with his top draft pick.

Go spank your pigs monkey homo.