Hate licking envelopes? Not any more!
I present to you....
Bacon flavored envelope adhesive! Quote:
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A small piece of sponge and a small glass of water works pretty damn well too if you're doing bulk.
After stuffing a couple of thousand bacon flavored envelops, even a foodaholic wouldn't be able to eat an baconator again. |
Got a Pit Bull problem in your neighborhood?
Soak up some bacon grease in a sponge and throw it over the fence where the Pit Bull lives. No more Pit Bulls. |
i had to google why you would want to send mail. I haven't sent mail for a decade
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never understood people's obsession with bacon
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$6.99 for a pack of 25?
i'll just stick my Christmas cards in between a couple crisp slices of real bacon, thanks. sec |
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It is about time. I have wondered for years why we don't have better flavored envelopes. Of course nowadays we need scratch and sniff e-mail I suppose.
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ROFL
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This product is offensive to Muslims.
I'm glad I don't work there.... |
You'd think the mailman's union would strongly oppose this. So now the mailman has to walk past dogs while smelling like bacon?
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After the Bacon Explosion, nothing "bacon related" really shocks me anymore.
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Leave it to Rainman to see things slightly differently than the rest of us. |
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Given the dog-mailman connection, is this actually part of a nefarious terrorist plot to stop the mail and keep us from getting our CapitolOne ads and Crate & Barrel catalogs, thus grinding the economy to a halt? The fact that they're using bacon is likely a clue that they're trying to destroy us via the very things that they find unholy about our culture.
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