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Paralyzed Man Wakes to Find His Dog Bit Off His Testicle (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=274930)

Paralyzed Man Wakes to Find His Dog Bit Off His Testicle

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Fluffy white dogs are a menace & should be eradicated (or, if you're feeling humane, universally sterilized). Finally my innate prejudice against them is justified.

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An Arkansas man paralyzed from the waist down told police he awoke Monday morning to a "burning pain," only to find his dog chewing on a ball. His ball, that is.

According to the official police report, the 39-year-old Trumann resident regularly sleeps in the raw, and was fully nude when he woke up yesterday around 7:45 AM to discover his dog "had eaten one of his testicles."

The unidentified owner had rescued the "small, white, fluffy" stray just three weeks ago, and had yet to take it in for a checkup.

Sadly, the dog's first visit to a vet was to be euthanized.

The Arkansas Department of Health will test the dog's remains for rabies.

Meanwhile, adding insult to injury, the man was transported to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center to be treated.

http://gawker.com/paralyzed-man-wake...ticl-963044875

If he's paralyzed from the waist down....how did he feel a burning pain?

He's got 1 ball and 2 strikes.

that dog is a ball full of joy

the dog is just returning the favor

That dog is having a ball

The man's lucky he/she didn't prefer bones.

The man couldn't feel much besides a slight testticle

This is not what he had in mind when he decided to hit the sack

Obviously the dog was just playing fetch.

We need to turn this dog loose on that convicted dog ****er in Florida....

I bet that wheelchair keeps his Armstrong.

Dog probably chewed off a cancer-filled jewel. Saved the man's life only to get put down. Sad injustice.