10. Remove "Bubba's Fish and Ribs" from the speed dial in the Oval Office.

9. Return Ming Dynasty Vases graciously donated by the Chinese Communist Party.

8. Remove "Bra Cup Size" from the intern applications.

7. Remove the two double beds and replace them with a King Size one in the Presidential Bedroom.

6. Remind Janet Reno not to make anymore obscene phone calls in jest, Hillary will no longer be answering.

5. Pack up the Mason Jars in the Presidential Glass Cabinet.

4. Memo created to remind willy to look for any leftover F.B.I. documents accidently left behind.

3. Eat all the moon pies before the Bush's come over to inspect the place.

2. Duct tape hole in Presidential Chair.

1. Place a picture of willy smiling in the top drawer with the caption "I beat your daddy!"

How about :
Remove signs for parking spaces for attorney general and senate majority leader, and replace with signs for Exxon CEO and Charleton Heston.

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How about replacing that limo the prez rides in for a good 'ol Texas horse drawn carriage.

Memo from Bill, Hillary likes the color in the Lincoln room, so don't change it.

Remove "War and Peace" from the Presidential library, and replace with hooked on phonics.

In keeping with the family tree, make sure to carry motion sickness bags whenever meeting with foreign dignitaries.

Be sure to buy those already promised drinks for justices Rehnquist, O'Connor, Scalia, Kennedy and Thomas.

Schedule wife for an emergency makeover/plastic surgery.

Second memo from Bill..You know you're famous when someone gives you ****, and they become famous.

Courtesy of D. Chapelle

LOL Mi chiefs fan!!

Mark

Remove mothers' face from $1 bill.

Ask Hillary for a surgeon referral....

Don' EVER use the words "Read my lips!" in direct succession.

Get a big pair of bull horns to attach to the nose of Air Force 1.

LOL at #4, that was brilliant.

Memo to White House chefs:
Remove Bill's fast food sporks from the kitchen pantry, and replace with Dubya's extensive collection of silver spoons.

Mark