How do you wash your Junk?
 

when taking a shower do you wash head-to-toe or toe-to-head?

Absolutely from the top down. As soon as that washcloth approaches ass, it ain't going north again.

Bingo.

Also, I love the feeling of a soapy loofah on my balls.

New washcloth every day?

First off, washing the hair first is a must. There's the whole 'time to condition' quandry. Plus, I wash my hair with cold, and the rest of the shower is steaming hot.
The rest is pretty much freestyle, except I wash my 'junk' after the rest of the body to avoid transferring swamp ass suds to the rest of the bod. Then of course the face is last [which different soap], to prep for shaving, which is a whole rigamarole of piping hot water and special shaving foams and careful techniques and angles.

ROFL ROFL

There's a Blue Beacon Truck Wash nearby. Just the foam brush and the spot-free rinse. I try to avoid high pressure waxing in sensitive areas.

I guess I could lie and say "Damn right." No, every two or three days, but I do scrub that cloth up and eliminate dingleberry residue with extreme prejudice when the shower's done.

I had a g/f once who refused to let anyone in the house use a washcloth or a towel twice. I don't think the washer ever stopped running.

Face first, ass last.
Deviating from the plan leads to disaster.

That's what I thought assface. :D

furiously...

ROFL

I've convinced myself that shit degrades to nothing in exactly 23 1/2 hours.

What ya do is have two in the shower, color coded of course so you know what goes where.

Did Donger put you up to this?

Feel good,sh-shake it, shake it...