*ahem* I believe he did say this...

Fill a Super Soaker up with vinegar....

fill a supersoaker with mayonasse

Just shoot him.

Oh, well I was reading the thread, watching a 4 year old, and last Saturday night's SNL. I got confused.

Fill a Supersoaker up with gasoline while carry a lighter.

Buy a large jar of jalapeños.....

Drain juice in to Super Soaker....

*nods*

That's the problem with these dirtbags - you give them a buck or handful of change once and they mark you as their personal free ATM forever.

Are pitbulls legal where you live?

Just call the cops.

Get a 1.75 of your favorite whiskey....

Fill Super Soaker with it...

Shoot yourself in the mouth repeatedly until you forget about the bum at the door...

Yeah no pitbulls allowed here. I do have a pussy Golden Retriever though. I mentioned about getting a German shepard to the wif but she isnt down with that.

... LMAO ...

You got any black friends?