Gift Suggestions for the Wife
 

Okay, I know I'm just asking for it... but... I need help getting my wife something for her birthday (coming up this weekend).

Here's the problem: I'd normally just go buy her clothes or jewelry. Unfortunately, since she opened her own business, she trades with other stores who have clothes/jewelry. As such, she gets herself whatever she wants already in those types of items.

Dick in a box is not an option.

Get her a pair of slippers & a dildo

Wait - she already got one?

Jim johnson

Alex Smith Jersey

Dick in a - oh. Never mind. Just read the opening post.

Sleep member bed

Spa day with an attractive female masseuse. Other than the fact that you're not there, it's kind of a threesome.

No need to be sending her to the other team

Never get a woman a dildo. That screams "get in the kitchen and work bitch."

Always a vibrator. That says I love you enough to buy electronics to do things to you so I don't have to and you don't have to work at it.

Kanye's new CD. I heard it's the best ever.

Ya but the dental bill is atrocious

i was gonna suggest a Matt Cassel jersey but i just saw clothes aren't an option.

Hotel on the plaza for the night for her and her friends, assuming you have kids and she needs a night off

Send her to one of those day spa/salon places.