Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9366053)

I appreciate your ongoing support. This is an important issue, because the time cost of finding a knife for 50 million people per day times 5 days per week times 365 days per year at 10 seconds per knife is about 4.9 million lost hours of productivity per year. And if every one of those knives costs 1 cent to wash, we're talking about $130 million in avoidable costs. If you want to know why we're losing ground on the Chinese, look no further than our frivolous uses of knives in venting microwave dinners.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9365367)

Now I'm curious about the proportion of knife users who wash the knife versus just putting it back. That might not rise to the level of a whole new poll, though.

Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 9366136)

I'll bet your microwave looks like a discarded petri dish from the CDC.

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9364960)

Kids meals are the ****ing worst.

Remove the cover except over the corn. Remove chicken nuggets. Microwave for a minute. Stir the mac and cheese. Put nuggets back in and cook for 2 minutes.

****ing hell.

Originally Posted by Mr. Pink (Post 9367661)

What does my lower back tattoo have to do with me not knowing how to use a microwave?

Originally Posted by Mr. Pink (Post 9367661)

What does my lower back tattoo have to do with me not knowing how to use a microwave?

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9367673)

I posted a while back that if you have a lower back tattoo, the phosphorus in the ink can interact with the microwave signals to ignite a phosphorus fire in your back.

Please spread word about this to everyone you know. I don't have children, so I want this and 'disigerent' to be my legacy.

Originally Posted by Mr. Pink (Post 9367751)

Link?

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9367835)

Originally Posted by Mr. Pink (Post 9367846)

well, shit. Looks like I better drop my class at JUCO. Microwave 101