Hypothetically, you walk into a restaurant...
 

So you're going to eat and walk by this person who looks exactly like you. Someone in your group points it out in case you didn't notice, and someone in the other person's group has done the same. You finally decide to go talk to this look-alike. What's the first question you'd ask the individual?

(poll forthcoming)




Yeah, I know...I'm no rainman

I hope this didn't happen to you.

"One of us must die."

Hit on their girlfriend.

There can be only one!

Kick him in the ear.

If he bleeds red he might be a future-you come back to prevent a horrible event to come. Take him home and nurse him back to health.

If he bleeds any other kill him and then lick the blood from your fingers. It might discourage a pending invasion...

Nah...as far as I know, I'm one of a kind.

****!

Rep to u's...

ROFL

Dammmmm You one sexy mofo, oh wait......Is that gay?

This sort of happened to me once. I was on the L in Chicago about 10 years ago and some kid got on who basically looked like a five years younger version of me - a bit younger, thinner and with a bit more hair, but other than that . The guy was looking at me with the same expression on his face that I had - the EXACT same expression. Frankly, it was creepy. Reminded me of the scene from Time Cop where the bad guy meets the past version of himself and tells him to lay off the candy bars. Except this was real.

Anyway, he got off the train before I said anything. I don't know if I would have said anything anyway. Never saw him again. Except in old photos of me.

Hopefully he laid off the candy bars, though. :D

I would ask him if he had been adopted as a child.

If he makes more money than me I kill him, fake amnesia and take over his life

Ask him if he's aware that same matter cannot occupy the same place in space/time, and tell him for fuck's sake, don't touch me unless you want the entire continuum to collapse in on itself.

watching the old back to the future marathon, eh?