Are Farts Good or Bad?
 

In the greatest tradition of Mr. Rain Man, Mr. Wizard, and Mr. Poopiepants, I proudly present this new, wonderful, and exciting poll for the benefit of Planeteers everywhere.

The proposition is simple. On the one hand, farts are smelly. However, on the other hand, the release of gas is beneficial to the digestion. Still, on yet another hand in the middle of the little bitty mutant that came out of the big mutant's belly just before Arnold made air on Mars, a fart releases methane into the atmosphere which could well be causing global warming and the eventual death of us all.

Thank you in advance for your participation as we nail down this issue once and for all.

EDIT: Oops!!! Meant to make this a poll.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry.

Fartowanians are great. Anyone else's flatulance is bad.

OMG IOWA IS BACK...alert the press

:hail: Iowanian

Brown Alert! Brown Alert!

While everyone's attention is focused on the return of Mr. Iowanian, can a mod please make this into a poll for me?

FAX

Damn it all to friggin' hell and back at the wet t-shirt contest in the mastectomy ward!

Can I get the assistance of one mod here, please?

FAX

Oh, well. It looks like this is going to be an essay question.

FAX

Farts are good if they are your own brand.

Farts for the most part are good. A fart can bring a smile to anybodies face from the elderly to children.

But dog farts when you are trying to watch tv is bad. I think my boxer farts on me on purpose.

Farts can be very good...unless they are very bad...then they can be very very bad indeed.

...drummer for my band is a great example. Daaaaamn...

This question can be answered with another question...
Where did the fart come from?

As the old saying goes..... He who smelt it Delt it.

While they smell foul, Farts are good. Without them we would explode. :shrug:

on a windy day
they're just right

Farts in the waders are best :p