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AllThingsKC 01-02-2011 09:03 PM

How 'bout some Baltimore jokes?
 
A Chiefs fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender and the other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up. "Could I get a beer please?" "We don't serve Chiefs fans. This is a Ravens bar."
"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave." The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree.
"What are you doing in Baltimore?"
"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."
"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.
"Oh, I mount animals."
The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about this one, he's one of us."

AllThingsKC 01-02-2011 09:03 PM

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1.../Anti-BAL4.jpg

http://images.blippitt.com/wp-conten...ackle-fail.jpg

http://blog.jacknealy.com/wp-content...lacco_suck.jpg

http://www.penguinpride.com/i08/CryingRavensFan.jpg

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1.../Anti-BAL5.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fHn-jgdR1S...avens+fans.jpg

pr_capone 01-02-2011 09:06 PM

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/2531/ophisthread.jpg

Hammock Parties 01-02-2011 09:08 PM

I JPEG'D this Ravens fan up at the start of 2009...AND NOW THE CHICKEN HAS COME HOME TO ROOST!

http://i32.tinypic.com/mkvxup.jpg

gblowfish 01-02-2011 09:12 PM

I don't think we're in a position to laugh at anybody right now...

AllThingsKC 01-02-2011 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 7316363)
I don't think we're in a position to laugh at anybody right now...

Really? Because I see we have a HOME playoff game, and Baltimore doesn't.

Not that the home crowd wins the game for you, it doesn't. But I bet the Ravens are questioning their home performance today against Cincinnati, which came down to the final seconds.

I'm sure the Ravens would much rather have a home game than play @ Arrowhead.

Until the game is over, I say we can laugh all we want!

Buck 01-02-2011 09:18 PM

The Chiefs have about as much a chance of winning this game as Snot-Boogie had a chance to live into his 30's.

Bugeater 01-02-2011 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7316390)
The Chiefs have about as much a chance of winning this game as Snot-Boogie had a chance to live into his 30's.

The Chiefs have a better chance of winning their playoff game than the Chargers do.

Kerberos 01-03-2011 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7316402)
The Chiefs have a better chance of winning their playoff game than the Chargers do.

HA HA REP

RealSNR 01-03-2011 10:30 AM

This isn't really a joke, but can I just say that Baltimore is a shithole?

Tribal Warfare 01-03-2011 10:46 AM

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Skyy God 01-03-2011 11:00 AM

Purple camo.

The end.

Bane 01-03-2011 11:06 AM

http://i54.tinypic.com/2yytqpx.jpg

Chief Chief 01-03-2011 11:28 AM

Q: What do you call die-hard Ravens fans?

A: Assholes!

boogblaster 01-03-2011 11:40 AM

Whats the difference between a Raven fan and a mosquito ?
The mosquito stops suckin' after you slap it ..


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