Farting Leads to Knife Fight
Five guys in a hotel room....danger Will Robinson!!
Man with flatulence problem gets stabbed He was eating with a friend in a motel room when he was injured The Associated Press updated 8:28 p.m. CT, Wed., April 8, 2009 WACO, Texas - A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said. Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police Officer Steve Anderson said. One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said. The 35-year-old man was transported to a Waco hospital, where he was treated for what appeared to be non-life threatening injuries, Anderson said. Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, of Houston, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, police said. He was arraigned Wednesday and was being held in the McLennan County Jail on $15,000 bond and placed on an immigration hold, according to jail records. He cannot be released, even if he posts bond, until authorities verify he is in the country legally. A jail spokeswoman who declined to give her name said she was not allowed to release information on whether Ramirez had an attorney. URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30116608/ |
LMAO If you can fart so bad it offends a Mexican you are really good.
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Mexican Judo.
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I LOL'd when I read this in the strange news section on my phone. I couldn't help but think, "What's so strange about it?"
DID YOU FART?!?!?! I'LL CUT YOU, BITCH!!!! |
Gives new meaning to cutting farts.
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Id better quit cropdusting, I could end up dead.
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So was Ramirez the one who passed the gas? He is charged with aggrevated assault with a deadly weapon. Isn't that what some cop tried to charge some guy with that farted on him during an arrest.
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thats what I didn't get. Who is the farter? Was he charged with assault?
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I like that he threw the knife first. He probably hoped to avoid getting closer to the source.
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The air in that Motel 6 room was so thick you could cut it with a knife!
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A buddy of mine got booted out of a bar a few months ago for farting. They were raunchy. I drive heaved a little.
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QUOTE=kysirsoze;5655374]I like that he threw the knife first. He probably hoped to avoid getting closer to the source.[/QUOTE]
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Hat trick. |
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it's: 'Ju don't know who 'juor messing wit, man. sheesh ;-) |
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