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gblowfish 04-09-2009 10:58 AM

Farting Leads to Knife Fight
 
Five guys in a hotel room....danger Will Robinson!!

Man with flatulence problem gets stabbed
He was eating with a friend in a motel room when he was injured
The Associated Press
updated 8:28 p.m. CT, Wed., April 8, 2009


WACO, Texas - A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said.

Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police Officer Steve Anderson said. One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said.

The 35-year-old man was transported to a Waco hospital, where he was treated for what appeared to be non-life threatening injuries, Anderson said.

Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, of Houston, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, police said. He was arraigned Wednesday and was being held in the McLennan County Jail on $15,000 bond and placed on an immigration hold, according to jail records. He cannot be released, even if he posts bond, until authorities verify he is in the country legally.

A jail spokeswoman who declined to give her name said she was not allowed to release information on whether Ramirez had an attorney.


URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30116608/

vailpass 04-09-2009 11:02 AM

LMAO If you can fart so bad it offends a Mexican you are really good.

beach tribe 04-09-2009 11:02 AM

Mexican Judo.

Dartgod 04-09-2009 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5654214)
Mexican Judo.

'Ju don't know who your messing with, man.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-09-2009 11:10 AM

I LOL'd when I read this in the strange news section on my phone. I couldn't help but think, "What's so strange about it?"

DID YOU FART?!?!?! I'LL CUT YOU, BITCH!!!!

Dartgod 04-09-2009 11:13 AM

Gives new meaning to cutting farts.

jimhitter 04-09-2009 11:25 AM

Id better quit cropdusting, I could end up dead.

BigRichard 04-09-2009 02:09 PM

So was Ramirez the one who passed the gas? He is charged with aggrevated assault with a deadly weapon. Isn't that what some cop tried to charge some guy with that farted on him during an arrest.

tooge 04-09-2009 02:37 PM

thats what I didn't get. Who is the farter? Was he charged with assault?

kysirsoze 04-09-2009 03:09 PM

I like that he threw the knife first. He probably hoped to avoid getting closer to the source.

gblowfish 04-09-2009 03:12 PM

The air in that Motel 6 room was so thick you could cut it with a knife!

Duck Dog 04-09-2009 03:46 PM

A buddy of mine got booted out of a bar a few months ago for farting. They were raunchy. I drive heaved a little.

vailpass 04-09-2009 03:51 PM

QUOTE=kysirsoze;5655374]I like that he threw the knife first. He probably hoped to avoid getting closer to the source.[/QUOTE]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5655387)
The air in that Motel 6 room was so thick you could cut it with a knife!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duck Dog (Post 5655532)
A buddy of mine got booted out of a bar a few months ago for farting. They were raunchy. I drive heaved a little.

It is very rare to get three belly laughs out of one post let alone all three in a row.
Hat trick.

munkey 04-09-2009 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 5654253)
'Ju don't know who your messing with, man.

no, no, no....

it's:

'Ju don't know who 'juor messing wit, man.

sheesh

;-)

munkey 04-09-2009 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duck Dog (Post 5655532)
A buddy of mine got booted out of a bar a few months ago for farting. They were raunchy. I drive heaved a little.

That's seriously wrong...:shake:


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