How do I clean all the porn off of my computer??
 

Some how Mrs. Lundberg keeps busting me for my internet viewing pleasures. I always clear out the history, cookies, and temporary internet files. Running Window XP is there some track I'm not covering?

ROFL ROFL

She's a wife,,nothing you can do about it,,she just KNOWS,ROFL

Don't hide it from your wife. Enjoy it together. JMO :thumb:

quit leaving stains on the chair...

LOL, I knew this thread would end up going this direction!

Quick, trade in that wife for a dumber one.

Blame it on the kid. That's what my dad does.

windows XP has a backup copy of cookie in a file called Index.dat


it contains a list of the cookies ... after you delete them and restart the Index.dat file puts the cookies back. ROFL


my suggestion to you is ...


1. download install FireFox (http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/)

2. Turn off cookies completely on FireFox

Tools > Options > Cookies > Uncheck "allow sites to check cookies"

3. Restrict your pr0n surfing to firefox only :thumb:


4. Tools > Options > Clear All (after surfing for history and cache)


you might even not keep a Firefox Icon on the desktop ... she might not even notice you have another browser on there. If she does, just say you heard "it was more secure" :p

Save all your pr0n pics in a folder inside a folder inside a folder called "Insurance Seminar"

Or just delete the Index.dat.

BTW, I thought what you said was a little strange, Laz, so I tested it myself.

My cookies don't come back. Even if I leave the Index.dat.

She's finding out some other way.

Don't know if this works or not, but looks like an intresting option.

http://www.unhsolutions.net/IEPK/index.shtml

Of course maybe she knows because you are cleaning out your history and everything else, LOL!

you can't delete index.dat (as far as i know)

Quit coming to bed at 3:00 am and wanting her ride the bologny pony. That's a dead give-away.... (or so I'm told :hmmm: )

Possibly "My Recent documents" on your start menu?