In Lieu Of NOT Being Able To Listen To Don And Mike's Absinthe Show Today...
 

...I'm drinking absinthe martini's right now.

In short: The Don and Mike sydicated radio show was scheduled to have it's semi-regular "absinthe show" today. I was primed to listen to it as I killed the last of my bottle of Czech absinthe...good times all around, yeah?





But nooooooooo.....

....it's not to be.

My local radio asshole station that carries D&M has chosen instead to carry coverage of the shit-licking March Madness basketball coverage instead of Don & Mike...So! I cannot hear the absinthe show due to this professional gambler's dream.


fuck college basketball.

fuck 1010 The Buzz.

And fuck me....one and a half absinthe martini's and I'm spinning out of my mind....Jesus, this has been the most difficult post I've ever made

I need to turn the AC up...

I'm sniffing ether. Ah, devil ether.

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Czech absinthe martini's sound delirious. When you come down from the rafters would you mind telling me where you got the stuff?

Absinthe-tini #3 being served...

Cosmic, I'll PM you some stuff this weekend...

Whoohooo. I was thinking about scoring some acid and some hookers, but I'll take some absinthe instead.

If I come to KC this fall, I want to know--who amongst you would be willing to drink absinthe w/ me?

Gatorade gives them hangovers in KC- screw dem pantsies in KC...come to the high country in Colorado and I'll drink some absinthe with you. We'll get Rainman to drive us around and tell us funny stories.

Heh. Sweet.

Or you could get off your lazy ass and drive to KC :D

ROFL

Seriously, am I to be seen in an apricot-colored vehicle? Colorado could be my destination this late-fall...

The lights turned on
and the curtain fell down,
And when it was over
it felt like a dream,
They stood at the stage door
and begged for a scream,
The agents had paid
for the black limousine
That waited outside in the rain.

Did you see them,
did you see them?
Did you see them in the river?
They were there to wave to you.
Could you tell that
the empty quivered,
Brown skinned Indian on the banks
That were crowded and narrow,
Held a broken arrow?

Eighteen years of American dream,
He saw that his brother
had sworn on the wall.
He hung up his eyelids
and ran down the hall,
His mother had told him
a trip was a fall,
And don't mention babies at all.

Did you see him, did you see him?
Did you see him in the river?
He were there to wave to you.
Could you tell that
the empty quivered,
Brown skinned Indian on the banks
That were crowded and narrow,
Held a broken arrow?

The streets were lined
for the wedding parade,
The Queen wore the white gloves,
the county of song,
The black covered caisson
her horses had drawn
Protected her King
from the sun rays of dawn.
They married for peace
and were gone.

Did you see them,
did you see them?
Did you see them in the river?
They were there to wave to you.
Could you tell that
the empty quivered,
Brown skinned Indian on the banks
That were crowded and narrow,
Held a broken arrow?

Forget KC, come on down and visit all the planet members in Tx....we will drink them with you.;)

My friends order online and have it shipped to their house... There is a loophole in the law about it, you cannot buy it here, but you can buy in in other countries and have it brought in... or so i am told..All i know is there are about six bottles above the fireplace..

Oh boy...

Just woke up 20 minutes ago. Passed out around 6pm after three absinthe-tinis. Only absinthe can do that to me. Anyways, I finished off the rotgut Czech absinthe--next time, I'm gonna order the REALLY powerful stuff that contains the max amount of thujone.