Did you marry a whore?
 

Does the extra money
come in handy?

What, no quiz to give me a definitive answer?

Yes.

On a related note, blue, your mother and I would like you to drop by home a little more often. Good parents keep in touch.

I did the first time around. Unfortunately, she kept all the proceeds for herself, although it's possible they might have contributed to the odd Christmas gift. :grr:

The Clap?

:p

Nah, I picked that up in Rio. She was elsewhere. :D

yes on the first go around I married a whore,
but she was doing too much pro bono work,
so while there was plenty of extra dough,
there wasn't any extra money.



you know, plenty of extra gash,
but no extra cash....

not initially but she turned into one.

:LOL:

You stole my answer! However, I will say, that she's my whore and not for hire. :)

First in with unremarkable anus comment!!!

Never Break the Golden Rule

"Never turn a ho into a house wife!"

-Too Short

Jury spares life of antifreeze killer

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/03/27/an....ap/index.html

DALTON, Georgia (AP) -- Jurors spared the life Tuesday of a former 911 dispatcher convicted of poisoning her boyfriend with antifreeze, the same way she had killed her husband six years earlier.

Lynn Turner could have faced the death penalty for the 2001 murder of Randy Thompson, a Forsyth County firefighter and father of Turner's two children. Instead, the jury sentenced her to life in prison without parole.

She was already serving a life term following her 2004 conviction in the antifreeze death of her police officer husband Glenn Turner in 1995.

Lynn Turner maintained her innocence in both cases and did not testify at trial or during her sentencing hearing Monday.

Prosecutors said she was motivated by greed for the victims' life insurance money.

Tests on the victims' bodies showed they were poisoned with ethylene glycol, a sweet, odorless chemical in antifreeze. During the 2004 trial, prosecutors suggested it could have been placed in foods such as Jell-O.

The jury deliberated for about five hours before reaching a sentencing decision Tuesday -- about the same amount of time it took them to find Turner guilty on Saturday of malice murder in Thompson's death.

Afterward, members of Thompson's family said justice was done.

Perry Thompson, Randy's father, said he found closure on Saturday when Turner was found guilty. (Watch stoic defendant, emotional spectators react to guilty verdict )

"That proved that he hadn't taken his own life," he said. "We knew that all along anyway, but we wanted everybody else to know."

"Our son's gone," said Thompson's mother, Nita. "Nothing can bring him back."

Defense attorney Vic Reynolds said Turner was grateful that the jury didn't sentence her to death.

"The realization will now sink in that she's spending the rest of her life in prison in this state," Reynolds said. "She's trying to come to grips with that, but she's very thankful that the jury chose the life option over the death option."

The jury's sentence is final. In Georgia, in a case where the state seeks the death penalty, the jury issues the sentence.

I married a ho, the sex was great and penicillin is easy to swallow.

She came home with $123.25. When asked who the cheap fugger was who gave her a quarter, she replied....All of them!

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