Did you marry a whore?

blueballs · 03-27-2007, 12:57 AM

Does the extra money
come in handy?

RedDread · 03-27-2007, 01:03 AM

What, no quiz to give me a definitive answer?

Goldbrick · 03-27-2007, 02:45 AM

Yes.

On a related note, blue, your mother and I would like you to drop by home a little more often. Good parents keep in touch.

Frazod · 03-27-2007, 08:02 AM

I did the first time around. Unfortunately, she kept all the proceeds for herself, although it's possible they might have contributed to the odd Christmas gift.

SLAG · 03-27-2007, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I did the first time around. Unfortunately, she kept all the proceeds for herself, although it's possible they might have contributed to the odd Christmas gift.

The Clap?

Frazod · 03-27-2007, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SLAG

The Clap?

Nah, I picked that up in Rio. She was elsewhere.

crazycoffey · 03-27-2007, 08:07 AM

yes on the first go around I married a whore,
but she was doing too much pro bono work,
so while there was plenty of extra dough,
there wasn't any extra money.

you know, plenty of extra gash,
but no extra cash....

StcChief · 03-27-2007, 08:23 AM

not initially but she turned into one.

**ChiTown** · 03-27-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by StcChief

not initially but she turned into one.

You stole my answer! However, I will say, that she's my whore and not for hire.

way2kalm · 03-27-2007, 09:34 AM

Never Break the Golden Rule

"Never turn a ho into a house wife!"

-Too Short

Redrum_69 · 03-27-2007, 10:37 AM

Jury spares life of antifreeze killer

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/03/27/an....ap/index.html

DALTON, Georgia (AP) -- Jurors spared the life Tuesday of a former 911 dispatcher convicted of poisoning her boyfriend with antifreeze, the same way she had killed her husband six years earlier.

Lynn Turner could have faced the death penalty for the 2001 murder of Randy Thompson, a Forsyth County firefighter and father of Turner's two children. Instead, the jury sentenced her to life in prison without parole.

She was already serving a life term following her 2004 conviction in the antifreeze death of her police officer husband Glenn Turner in 1995.

Lynn Turner maintained her innocence in both cases and did not testify at trial or during her sentencing hearing Monday.

Prosecutors said she was motivated by greed for the victims' life insurance money.

Tests on the victims' bodies showed they were poisoned with ethylene glycol, a sweet, odorless chemical in antifreeze. During the 2004 trial, prosecutors suggested it could have been placed in foods such as Jell-O.

The jury deliberated for about five hours before reaching a sentencing decision Tuesday -- about the same amount of time it took them to find Turner guilty on Saturday of malice murder in Thompson's death.

Afterward, members of Thompson's family said justice was done.

Perry Thompson, Randy's father, said he found closure on Saturday when Turner was found guilty. (Watch stoic defendant, emotional spectators react to guilty verdict )

"That proved that he hadn't taken his own life," he said. "We knew that all along anyway, but we wanted everybody else to know."

"Our son's gone," said Thompson's mother, Nita. "Nothing can bring him back."

Defense attorney Vic Reynolds said Turner was grateful that the jury didn't sentence her to death.

"The realization will now sink in that she's spending the rest of her life in prison in this state," Reynolds said. "She's trying to come to grips with that, but she's very thankful that the jury chose the life option over the death option."

The jury's sentence is final. In Georgia, in a case where the state seeks the death penalty, the jury issues the sentence.

Sully · 03-27-2007, 09:03 AM

First in with unremarkable anus comment!!!

crazycoffey · 03-27-2007, 10:38 AM

I married a ho, the sex was great and penicillin is easy to swallow.

**Gonzo** · 03-27-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey

I married a ho, the sex was great and penicillin is easy to swallow.

She came home with $123.25. When asked who the cheap fugger was who gave her a quarter, she replied....All of them!

03-27-2007, 12:57 AM	Topic Starter
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Did you marry a whore? Does the extra money come in handy?
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03-27-2007, 01:03 AM	#2
RedDread Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Back in KC Casino cash: $10007771	What, no quiz to give me a definitive answer? __________________
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03-27-2007, 02:45 AM	#3
Goldbrick Rookie Join Date: Mar 2007 Casino cash: $10004900	Yes. On a related note, blue, your mother and I would like you to drop by home a little more often. Good parents keep in touch.
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03-27-2007, 08:02 AM	#4
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-576615	I did the first time around. Unfortunately, she kept all the proceeds for herself, although it's possible they might have contributed to the odd Christmas gift.
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03-27-2007, 08:07 AM	#7
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $4167901	yes on the first go around I married a whore, but she was doing too much pro bono work, so while there was plenty of extra dough, there wasn't any extra money. you know, plenty of extra gash, but no extra cash....
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03-27-2007, 08:23 AM	#8
StcChief Playing for #1 Draft Pick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Just West of Lambs land Casino cash: $10004900	not initially but she turned into one.
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03-27-2007, 09:34 AM	#10
way2kalm Starter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $10004900	Never Break the Golden Rule "Never turn a ho into a house wife!" -Too Short __________________
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03-27-2007, 10:37 AM	#11
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	Jury spares life of antifreeze killer http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/03/27/an....ap/index.html DALTON, Georgia (AP) -- Jurors spared the life Tuesday of a former 911 dispatcher convicted of poisoning her boyfriend with antifreeze, the same way she had killed her husband six years earlier. Lynn Turner could have faced the death penalty for the 2001 murder of Randy Thompson, a Forsyth County firefighter and father of Turner's two children. Instead, the jury sentenced her to life in prison without parole. She was already serving a life term following her 2004 conviction in the antifreeze death of her police officer husband Glenn Turner in 1995. Lynn Turner maintained her innocence in both cases and did not testify at trial or during her sentencing hearing Monday. Prosecutors said she was motivated by greed for the victims' life insurance money. Tests on the victims' bodies showed they were poisoned with ethylene glycol, a sweet, odorless chemical in antifreeze. During the 2004 trial, prosecutors suggested it could have been placed in foods such as Jell-O. The jury deliberated for about five hours before reaching a sentencing decision Tuesday -- about the same amount of time it took them to find Turner guilty on Saturday of malice murder in Thompson's death. Afterward, members of Thompson's family said justice was done. Perry Thompson, Randy's father, said he found closure on Saturday when Turner was found guilty. (Watch stoic defendant, emotional spectators react to guilty verdict ) "That proved that he hadn't taken his own life," he said. "We knew that all along anyway, but we wanted everybody else to know." "Our son's gone," said Thompson's mother, Nita. "Nothing can bring him back." Defense attorney Vic Reynolds said Turner was grateful that the jury didn't sentence her to death. "The realization will now sink in that she's spending the rest of her life in prison in this state," Reynolds said. "She's trying to come to grips with that, but she's very thankful that the jury chose the life option over the death option." The jury's sentence is final. In Georgia, in a case where the state seeks the death penalty, the jury issues the sentence.
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03-27-2007, 09:03 AM	#13
Sully It Goes On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lees Summit Casino cash: $10026331	First in with unremarkable anus comment!!! __________________ "And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car." - Tommy Lasorda
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03-27-2007, 10:38 AM	#14
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $4167901	I married a ho, the sex was great and penicillin is easy to swallow.
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