Announcement
 

Last weekend I took Joie to Iowa to see her friends/family and to sell her father a rifle that I've owned since I was 16. After handing him the gun I asked him if I could marry his daughter. A smile came over his face. I didn't know if it was because he was happy or if it was because he was holding a gun when I asked. But he said that I would make a fine son-in-law.

However, that was the easy part as I had to go inside and ask Joie herself.

I walk inside with the ring in my pocket. There she was sitting in the kitchen talking to her mother. Neither knew what was about happen. I am surprisingly calm at this moment. I kneeled down in front of her, presented the ring and popped the question. I suddenly get nervous.I already knew the answer but I didn't know what her reaction would be. Although her reaction mirrored a panic attack I believe it was because she was overcome with joy as she is now wearing the ring.

So I now take this opportunity to announce the engagement of acesn8s and Joie.

First!

Edit: Congrats.

Congrats to the lady. Now, get the gun back. No man sells a gun.

must have been a damn good rifle.
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the gun should be part of the dowery

it was a .22 that I haven't fired in 10 years.

LMAO

Congrats by the way.

Congrats to you both.

you've now got another gun just like that.
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We had to stay in gawd damned nebraska while we were there.

Congratulations on your last blowjob.

CONGRATS!

Very nicely done.

Did she say "Yes" right away or stare at you for a period of seconds...leaving you hanging??

May you two have a lifetime of happiness.

You could've stopped by and said hi. I assume we're all invited to the wedding?

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