*** OFFICIAL Sex Milestones Thread ***
 

all this talk about red wings/rainbow kisses/butt plugs got me to thinkin...

what are some sex milestones that you have hit in your lifetime? you know, something that earned you some bragging rights to your friends...

for example, having sex with a MILF/friend's mom, a squirter, or having a threesome, having sex in a weird place, etc. that sorta shit.

begin. and include the your age at the time of your zany sexploits

*the honor system applies here

some rules may need to be set in place
does a threesome count if a mouth was intered
in one -but not the vagina or butt

I'll start.

20 years old- I had sex with a girl with fake boobs... and it was everything i had dreamed of :)

certainly

Details, please.

I submit that participants in this thread should include ages next to their milestones.

good idea...

The only reason I don't hate Dallas TX, is I had a 3sum there. One chick was about a 7.5 the other was about a 6.5.

7.5 + 6.5 = 14!!

FTW!

ANd I didnt even have a motorcycle.

Age 24. 11 years ago.

please don't let ratings count

regarding fake boobs... they are amazing. the girl i was with had full D-sized boobs and they were beautiful... they don't move around a lot, but they are still very entertaining

Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.:rolleyes:
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.:eek:

ALLRIGHT!!!!! THIS GUY'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

There hasn't been anything funny on tv all evening man, I'd just rather read your posts.

You're the biggest douchebag and it makes me laugh harder than anything.............kinda like the new haircut guy on YouTube.

ROFL i had a thought right after i made this thread that you might show up..

17-24ish: ex was a fake boob multi orgasmic squirter. (seriously)

19: Quickest from first meeting to in the sack: 15 minutes.

19: Once got blueballs trying to get some from this chick that wouldn't put out all night.
Always thought it was just a saying until my stomach and nutts were hurting as if they'd been kicked by Donkey.

Lets see. In order.

18 years old - Did a mom and daughter. Not at the same time (about 6 months apart) and they were both good looking.Daughter was 18, mom was 36. That was crazy. :D

20 -Did 2 girls the same day. I know I was a whore but I was 20. That has happened since then several times but after the first time, not a milestone.
Not interested in doing it again unless at the same time.

36 - A hot 21 year old stripper. Dated her for a while. Fun but too much hassle for me. (rebound fun time after a long relationship ended):drool:

36 - First set of fake boobs. :thumb: Ironically enough stripper listed above just got new boobs and text me today.

Thats allthat sticks out right now.