The Divorce update!
 

Maybe this is too personal, but I need to vent!

So, being a horn dog and all, I convinced my soon to be ex to "Have one night of no inhibition, all out, major sex" to kiss our marriage good bye. It was to be a great time!:rolleyes:

The dirty bitch actually complained the entire time (you don't have to spend so much time on that spot....I have a lower gag reflex because I'm pregnant...you're smashing my boobs....I don't want to do that position, etc.)......and we mostly just did it missionary. She wasn't willing to do any other position. Never have I EVER had a worst time in bed. NEEVER!!! I figure that this is exactly the way I want to kiss our marriage good bye!

Yesterday, I saw the attorney for the first time. It was better than I expected. I can't wait to be divorced. I just have to find the fundage!

The next time your wife complains about her flabby thighs...................................

That is weird, she was a freak when I banged her.

You still need to chip in to terminate the pregnancy......

I hope you cleaned that little red ball first. Sanitation is key.

:shake:

What the hell made you think that might be a good idea?

I have been pregnant and I have experimented with my gag reflex.

HTF does being pregnant give you a lower gag reflex?

oh oh oh oh

Not a distance thing.

Never mind.

To the ship!

Yes but to be fair he should wait for the baby to be born first.

spit, slap, slap
slap, spit, spit
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Congratulations to your wife.

It has always been good pussy....and I wanted some. Thinking with the little head. It was a good idea after all. Whenever I think about how I miss her, I will think about that "Last time"! And I won't miss her!

Uh oh...where did that come from?

Is MTG in jail?