What's the most bold sexual advance a female's ever made toward you?
 

Mine would have to be an old grab ass friend from around the block saw me at the club and said, "you know I've always wanted to :hump: you right?"

YOU'RE BLACK

Same here....but I ended up :hump: her that night too :D

i've actually had a girl use the pizza and **** line. only i messed her up when i said yes.




EDIT: yes, we ended up getting pizza too.

Probably when a girl grabbed me by my dick after our basketball game and said 'I want to **** you'... We did, but what made it awesome was it was a church league game..

Wake up in a drunked haze at a party after passing out by being blown or at least attempting it. It brought me around, for a few seconds, don't know if it came around. zzzzzzzzzzz. I kinda knew of her, but not enough to ask when sober.

I was at a foam party in college and a chick dropped to her knees and handled it in a room full of people. I knew her well but I didn't think we had a connection like that. She said it was the thrill of being around all of those people.

It was when Serena said to me "Quick, let's do it before Venus gets out of the shower"
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I had a girl over to my house and went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was totally naked and said "Do me." Yes, she pulled a Naked (wo)Man on me. This was like 12 years ago back when I was in HS, though.

I also had a sexual stalker. So, bold sexual advances sort of came with that territory.

I had a young Sow that would back straight up to my crotch with her ears erect. Of course I had to let her down , she's now sausage. I couldn't take the sexual harassment.

"So, little lady, you ahhh...want the sausage huh? So be it."

I once had a girl, while my gf is sitting next to me, come up drop her phone number in front of me and tell me if I ever wanted to get with a real girl to drop the one I am with and call her.

ROFL

I bet that went over REALLY well with your gf.

A fat chick wearing too much makeup gave me too much change after I paid for my Slurpee...

Two sisters came up to me at a party told me you're our sex toy tonite ... Two real hott biotches can hurt you ....