-- How do you cope w/ your 'Swamp-Ass' issue?
 

Yeah, say you go out on a Friday night and forget to powder up your butthole. How do you maintain or reachieve that freshness? Do you gamble (assuming you probably won't score, anyway?)

-or-

Do you carry around wet-naps? Do you try that ax deodorant spray?

Or, is it such a rare occurance that it's pointless to care that you smell like asshole?


-discus





http://i50.tinypic.com/2vnnwg6.jpg

Uhh......shower?

Dude, I'm not sure what is worse, the subject of this thread or your Avatar :Lin:

Really, I'm fine with it unless it starts to itch.
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That avatar is a classic.

Oh I'm sure it will be, but still kinda creepy. I actually think I might know that guy, looks like a friend of mine's brother. :hmmm:

I don't want power anything near my anus.

wiping my ass after a dump usually works for me.
i'm old school.
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Is this a gay dating issues thread?

just keep wetwipes on your toilet. get into the habit of using them, and swamp ass won't be an issue.

Oh, and by the way, Axe spray has entirely too much alcohol. Try to find a spray with no alcohol.
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Some Parfumers offer a scented talc powder.

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

Experience?

hahaha