How do you tell a girl
 

So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off.

Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.

Tell her your landlord would kick you out if you went that long without cutting the grass.

Once again with the win...

Just tell her you prefer no hair. If you want to get serious with the girl or are already, there should be no problems.

So are we talking she just doesn't trim the hedges or she doesn't wash down there?

Tell her in caveman days the womans entire body would be hairy but not the place most beautiful.

Send her an email maybe

Is she older or something? Younger girls rarely have this problem...I don't even mind hair provided it's trimmed up but there's always a line, no Demi Moore 80's stuff.

Ha!

WTF kind of wookie are you dating?

Tell her it's 2010 and leisure suits and pubic hair belong in the 70's.

Clean yes, but its like she doesn't know what a razor is.

Pick all the hair out your teeth and leave it on her tooth brush.

Of course it'd be funny if he told her this and she responded "yea well you need to get a bigger dick but we don't all get what we want"

You don't think that would offend her or anything?