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Pasta Giant Meatball 05-20-2013 03:00 PM

101 random roasts by misc Roastmasters - Thread #2
 
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
Spoiler!

85 BigRedChief
Spoiler!


84. StevieRay
Spoiler!


83. Rustshack
Spoiler!


82. KCnative
Spoiler!


81. Notorious
Spoiler!


80. Braincase
Spoiler!


79. big nasty kcnut
Spoiler!


78. crazycoffey
Spoiler!



77. Phobia

Spoiler!


76 Dave Lane

Spoiler!


75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
Spoiler!


74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
Spoiler!


73. Mr Flopnuts
(by Iowanian)
Spoiler!


72. patteeu (by frazod)
Spoiler!


71. Bob Dole
Spoiler!

70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan (roasted by Clay)
Spoiler!

69.Setsuna (by rico)
Spoiler!

68. Burt (by J Diddy)
Spoiler!


67. petez28 (by PGM)
Spoiler!

Iowanian 06-26-2013 09:06 AM

73. flopnuts

Hi Ma'am, is Chiefsplanet home? No? Well could you tell me where he is living now? Well we used to work together over at mumblemumble and I was trying to find him to pay him the money I owe him that I borrowed after we got a flat over on the bi-pass. I also wanted to tell him about the recent untimely departure of our good friend. So his number is 555-555-1122...thanks Ma'am.

Hi Chiefsplanet, It's flopnuts and your ass is being collected. Pay Video Adventure the late fees on those Disney movies or you're going to be sodomized by a 400lb man. Boom, Collected.

The name flopnuts was proven to be a poker reference when the planet learned that the poster maintaining the name hasn't been able to see his own unit under his panniculus since 1979.
If his skill in Texas holdem is similar to his track record as a mod, it's no wonder he's dealing strip club literature on the Branson boardwalk like an immigrant in front of Bills Casino in vegas.

Flopnuts brings alot to the table. Well, technically he takes more off of the table. Flopnuts has on occasion referred to as a pile of shit, well let me tell you friends I know this is not true. At his rotund stature if that were indeed true, he would be stinking out a town in Kansas.

Flopnuts is the Yin and Yang of Chiefsplanet, as it's not everyone who lives such a varying lifestyle. He buys his $3 elastic band sweat pants at Lane Bryant and his condoms at Baby Gap but he is able to maintain balance by contrasting demands of high road of moderating with low brow shots at posters unable to defend themselves. His new motto....Stay thirsty my friends.

When it comes to multitasking, flop was voted most efficient poster. It's not everyone who can fit that much dude and belongings into a smart car to relocate half way across the nation. Always the optimist, he proved the envy of NASA scientists by stretching his T-shirt collection over the top of the car, where he can both dry and keep the Hanes collection wrinkle free, but change the color every day. He wins cool points with Ricer drivers because they think the Tshirt pockets are a hood scoop. When it comes to attention, no one rivals his desire which is why he'll live the dream by entering the Nathan's 4th of July hog dog contest in his costume of nude.

Pros: Aspirations are reasonable and he will likely make his goal of having his pic on the home page of People of walmart. If you're looking for someone to take material from other posters and mold it into his own, flopnuts is your guy. Also winning in life.....just found $3.75 tucked into his fupa.

cons: Penned an epic roast of luv but spilled a jug of cookies bbq sauce on it and was unable to duplicate it.

Outlook for 2014: Successful failed diet thread, credit for continued attempts and more fat jokes.....a lot more fat jokes.

loochy 06-26-2013 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9776489)
Pros: Aspirations are reasonable and he will likely make his goal of having his pic on the home page of People of walmart.

It looks like he has already achieved this goal.

http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/v...walmart_14.jpg

Saul Good 06-26-2013 09:25 AM

I got paragraph deep before I realized what I was reading. Well done, though.

crazycoffey 06-26-2013 09:31 AM

Who's Nathan and what is important about his 4th of July party?

loochy 06-26-2013 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9776561)
Who's Nathan and what is important about his 4th of July party?

Nathan likes wieners.

His party involves guzzling many wieners.

patteeu 06-26-2013 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9776078)
then why am I not continually saying my side? frootie remembers it his way, I mine. I've accepted partial fault and am moving on. Why can't we all?

You're not the guy who brought it up. I think it's great that you've moved on. But others don't seem to be able to do it and Hootie shouldn't let them write the history.

patteeu 06-26-2013 10:00 AM

Nice job, Iowanian.

Frosty 06-26-2013 10:01 AM

So, is Flopnuts really the 73rd best poster on here or are people just going for the low hanging fruit now?

J Diddy 06-26-2013 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9776637)
You're not the guy who brought it up. I think it's great that you've moved on. But others don't seem to be able to do it and Hootie shouldn't let them write the history.

You are Hootie's CP Lawyer aren't you?

The Patteeu Team.

If you have a mod problem, if no one else can help, if he has time after constantly defending hootie's ignorant antics, maybe you can hire the Patteeu team.

rico 06-26-2013 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9776478)
That would make him the only one.

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002...062_xlarge.png

"Oh, stop it."

tooge 06-26-2013 10:03 AM

flopnuts, low hanging fruit, coincidence?

vailpass 06-26-2013 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9776652)
So, is Flopnuts really the 73rd best poster on here or are people just going for the low hanging fruit now?

Flop is the goods, much better than 73.

J Diddy 06-26-2013 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9776663)
flopnuts, low hanging fruit, coincidence?

Yup.

They're low balling him.

Frosty 06-26-2013 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9776663)
flopnuts, low hanging fruit, coincidence?

:D


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