[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

This one time in prison my buddy J**** was really excited about going on work release so he could bring back bullets of tobacco and make tons of money. Keep in mind these things are rightly suranwrapped and the size of an empty toilet paper roll. So the first day I see him come in and he looks so sad. I ask him what happened and he said it just would not go up there. It was a hot July day and they had been mowing, and he thought maybe he was too tired for his butthole to open up properly. Anyways, eventually he got it figured out and could bring back three a day, which is pathetic considering some dudes got five or six.