[InChiefsHeaven]

Originally Posted by arc

The way to never have to help with housework is to always do it wrong or, at least, in a way that bugs the crap outta her. Stuff like tupperware on the bottom shelf of the dishwasher, mixing colors and whites in the washer, stuff like that.

My wife would rearrange the dishwasher EVERY time I loaded. Now I don't load it.

Oh hell ya. I basically nipped that whole "you never do anything to help around here" crap in the bud. I told her that the truth is, I do plenty, I just don't do it her way. She either accepts the way that I do it, or does it herself and ...she chose to accept it, for the most part. But that took many many years...