Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE - Page 7

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

Frosty · 12-23-2004, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Then she started griping about the job I did when helping around the house.

The way to never have to help with housework is to always do it wrong or, at least, in a way that bugs the crap outta her. Stuff like tupperware on the bottom shelf of the dishwasher, mixing colors and whites in the washer, stuff like that.

My wife would rearrange the dishwasher EVERY time I loaded. Now I don't load it.

bogie · 12-23-2004, 10:33 AM

When she wants me to do something, rather than just coming out and asking, she gives me suttle hints. MAN that drives me crazy

Brando · 12-23-2004, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by bogie

When she wants me to do something, rather than just coming out and asking, she gives me suttle hints. MAN that drives me crazy

Stay away from my fiance you bastard!

stevieray · 12-23-2004, 10:35 AM

something wrong? nope

thirty minutes later......

Brando · 12-23-2004, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

something wrong? nope

thirty minutes later......

or three weeks LOL I love the way they hold on to the little shit like sleeping with their sister.

InChiefsHeaven · 12-23-2004, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by arc

The way to never have to help with housework is to always do it wrong or, at least, in a way that bugs the crap outta her. Stuff like tupperware on the bottom shelf of the dishwasher, mixing colors and whites in the washer, stuff like that.

My wife would rearrange the dishwasher EVERY time I loaded. Now I don't load it.

Oh hell ya. I basically nipped that whole "you never do anything to help around here" crap in the bud. I told her that the truth is, I do plenty, I just don't do it her way. She either accepts the way that I do it, or does it herself and

...she chose to accept it, for the most part. But that took many many years...

InChiefsHeaven · 12-23-2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando

or three weeks LOL I love the way they hold on to the little shit like sleeping with their sister.

Gotta rep that...

**Lzen** · 12-23-2004, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Sounds like you all need to come hear my wife-training sermons.

She used to gripe because I didn't help enough around the house. Then she started griping about the job I did when helping around the house. After about 6 months of this I told her to forget it, if I was going to get yelled at, I was going to deserve it. So I quit doing just about everything. Now she just pretty much keeps her mouth shut when I help out around the house now.

Ha ha ha! Mine absolutely hates the way I fold clothes, especially towels. Needless to say, I hardly ever have to do that job.

On this same subject, mine always ask me to help around the house. So, I do clean up. Then, she'll just start throwing her stuff everywhere. WTF? The room is perfectly clean so now it's time to dirty it up again? Then I tell her that's why I hate cleaning. Eh, that doesn't go over too well, though.

PastorMikH · 12-23-2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner 338

Could you call it something else,my wife ain't coming to nothing with a title like that.

Refer to Iowanian's post and tell her to get in the car NOW!.

journeyscarab · 12-23-2004, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

She'll sometimes say something to make me think she's "frisky," but then later she "changes her mind."

Yes, I get this often. Especially when I am at the office and have no chance of getting home to take care of business.

Then they have the gall to make you feel like your the pervert when you show up to make good on the request.

bogie · 12-23-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando

Stay away from my fiance you bastard!

You too huh? I broke her of it, simply by telling her I don't take hints.

**sd4chiefs** · 12-23-2004, 11:13 AM

My wife is hooked on catalogs. We get about 20 catalogs a day. During Chrismas it is more like 30 a day. One of these days the postoffice is going too give us our own zip code. She will read these catalogs every night and place an order. Almost every other day the UPS or Fedex guy is at the door with a package.

I know that some of you are thinking that she is banging them but I work at home so I know she is not.

What really drives me crazy is when she wants me to return something that she has ordered because it was something stupid and she should not have ordered it anyway and she tells me that she is saving us money by returning it.

So, we had to spend money to have this stupid thing shipped by UPS or Fedex and now we have to spend money to send it back and somehow we are saving money.

We have had some heated words about this stupid way of saving money but she has a very stressfull job and makes a lot of money so I just let it go. She has also cut back on the stupid catalog orders. At least she doesn't keep the stupid catalog order and hide it from me.

InChiefsHeaven · 12-23-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sd4chiefs

My wife is hooked on catalogs. We get about 20 catalogs a day. During Chrismas it is more like 30 a day. One of these days the postoffice is going too give us our own zip code. She will read these catalogs every night and place an order. Almost every other day the UPS or Fedex guy is at the door with a package.

I know that some of you are thinking that she is banging them but I work at home so I know she is not.

What really drives me crazy is when she wants me to return something that she has ordered because it was something stupid and she should not have ordered it anyway and she tells me that she is saving us money by returning it.

So, we had to spend money to have this stupid thing shipped by UPS or Fedex and now we have to spend money to send it back and somehow we are saving money.

We have had some heated words about this stupid way of saving money but she has a very stressfull job and makes a lot of money so I just let it go. She has also cut back on the stupid catalog orders. At least she doesn't keep the stupid catalog order and hide it from me.

Years ago my wife ordered a magnetic dry erase board and a cordless phone...from Fingerhut. I blew my stack. These are items that you can get just as cheaply at Walmart, minus the shipping!! She doesn't do so much of the calendar ordering, but she is quite the online shopper...at least she doesn't buy as much stupid shit as she used to...

InChiefsHeaven · 12-23-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by journeyscarab

Yes, I get this often. Especially when I am at the office and have no chance of getting home to take care of business.

Then they have the gall to make you feel like your the pervert when you show up to make good on the request.

Yup. My wife will sometimes come out and tell me that I will be very happy later that night, not even being coy. We're talkin sure thing!!! then she gets tired and tells me we'll do it tomorrow...grrrrrrr.

**RNR** · 12-23-2004, 11:29 AM

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Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-616615	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone. I didn't touch the **ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?" BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ING LOSES THINGS! And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO *ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY Last edited by Frazod; 01-08-2012 at 03:55 PM.. Reason: Fixed my filter violations!*
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sd4chiefs error 404 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bizarro World Casino cash: $8650445	My wife is hooked on catalogs. We get about 20 catalogs a day. During Chrismas it is more like 30 a day. One of these days the postoffice is going too give us our own zip code. She will read these catalogs every night and place an order. Almost every other day the UPS or Fedex guy is at the door with a package. I know that some of you are thinking that she is banging them but I work at home so I know she is not. What really drives me crazy is when she wants me to return something that she has ordered because it was something stupid and she should not have ordered it anyway and she tells me that she is saving us money by returning it. So, we had to spend money to have this stupid thing shipped by UPS or Fedex and now we have to spend money to send it back and somehow we are saving money. We have had some heated words about this stupid way of saving money but she has a very stressfull job and makes a lot of money so I just let it go. She has also cut back on the stupid catalog orders. At least she doesn't keep the stupid catalog order and hide it from me.
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