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Subject: [Fwd: FW: David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex]
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex:
#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of
beers.
#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.
#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5 - Three times a day is possible.
#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone
else.
#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the #1 - reason why Golf i s better than Sex...
If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
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