Friday Jokes

**HemiEd** · 08-05-2005, 03:52 PM

Subject: [Fwd: FW: David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex]

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex:

#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of

beers.

#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 - Three times a day is possible.

#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone

else.

#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the #1 - reason why Golf i s better than Sex...

If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

08-05-2005, 03:52 PM	#13
HemiEd Supporter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ozarks Casino cash: $-289436	Subject: [Fwd: FW: David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex] David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons why Golf Is Better Than Sex: #10 - A below par performance is considered damn good. #9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7 - Foursomes are encouraged. #6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior. #5 - Three times a day is possible. #4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else. #3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day. #2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. And the #1 - reason why Golf i s better than Sex... If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
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