[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

I'd advise against it entirely, but I'm likely as old as your father.

I guess that you crazy kids are entitled to your own ideas about cohabitation now that you're not under my roof. We certainly all made own mistakes when we were young and...well, let's just leave it as young.

On the other hand, I don't really see any point in getting to know her until you're married. Please don't bring her home for Christmas. You still have a younger sister living here with us and I'd hesitate to send her the message that your mother and I condone this sort of thing. If you do bring her home, you'll understand why we have to put you up in separate bedrooms.

(By the way, you've broken your mother's heart, not that you ever cared about doing that. Not since that 8th grade incident that I swore I'd never mention again — even though you know what I'm referring to — but she's crying about that and trying to rock herself to sleep right now wondering how she failed to instill all women's crying need for permanent, unconditional love in your sorry ass.)

I hope all is well,

Your Other Dad

Are you sure you're not my dad?