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She's looking for a ring. And if you don't produce, you're a deadbeat. You're in a no-win situation.
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Feeling Victorian
Join Date: Aug 2000
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It bears repeating, **** Herm, Pioli, Haley, and Crennel for ****ing up my franchise for a goddamn decade. Buehler 445 |
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The church has historically interpreted adultry as mentioned in the 6th commandment rather broadly to encompass all sexual sin. This is consistent with the teachings of Jesus: "But I say to you, That whoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart." Matthew 5:28 |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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You know how I know I currently live in Arkansas? Driving down the highway I saw a goat in the back of a pickup yesterday. Tried to get a cameraphone pic, but was too blurry.
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Aces and I were together for 3 1/2 years before he proposed. I made it clear I wanted to eventually get married, but he didn't ask until HE was ready to. I strongly suggest all men do the same...you don't want to propose, and then regret it.
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So the short answer to that story was that you were looking for a ring.
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My brother, you love her But don't give up your instincts Hang onto you know what They'll be gone fast as you blink They're trained to suduce you Suck you dry quick as they can They tried to reduce you Now you're barely a man Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you Hey you You're saying that she's all that you desire Liar Hey you You think you can throw water on this fire Liar It's not wrong to let go And let the woman ride you For **** sake, don't lose touch With the dog that's inside you She wanted what you had You bet she smelt the spore Don't give up, **** her up One more time, slam that door Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you Hey you You're saying that she's all that you desire Liar Hey you You think you can throw water on this fire Liar Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you Hey you You're saying that she's all that you desire Liar Hey you You think you can throw water on this fire Liar Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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#115 |
Keep 'er Movin'
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#117 |
special teams
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mesa AZ
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living together ...
don't man just don't get a dog and a hooker one will go away when your finished and the other stay no mater what happens
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#118 |
For The Glory Of The City
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Kansas City
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Best of luck to you buddy. Truly.
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#119 |
I'm with the banned.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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I'd advise against it entirely, but I'm likely as old as your father.
I guess that you crazy kids are entitled to your own ideas about cohabitation now that you're not under my roof. We certainly all made own mistakes when we were young and...well, let's just leave it as young. On the other hand, I don't really see any point in getting to know her until you're married. Please don't bring her home for Christmas. You still have a younger sister living here with us and I'd hesitate to send her the message that your mother and I condone this sort of thing. If you do bring her home, you'll understand why we have to put you up in separate bedrooms. (By the way, you've broken your mother's heart, not that you ever cared about doing that. Not since that 8th grade incident that I swore I'd never mention again — even though you know what I'm referring to — but she's crying about that and trying to rock herself to sleep right now wondering how she failed to instill all women's crying need for permanent, unconditional love in your sorry ass.) I hope all is well, Your Other Dad |
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Skip the 37 dicks joke and go right for the snowball joke.
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