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Old 05-07-2008, 05:59 PM   #37
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How may I be of assistance?
In many ways. Your wife probably would appreciate some help around the house. Think how happy she'd be if one day she came home from grocery shopping and you were vacuuming the house naked with an erection.

Surprise her from time to time and make dinner. I don't suggest doing it in the nude, especially if you're boiling something.

Go the extra mile and rent a chick flick every once in awhile. You can find books at your local library on cunnilingus if you're inexperienced.
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