"Hello 9-1-1, what is your emergency"
"QUICK I NEED TO GET OUT OF KC!"
"um, what?"
"I need to get out of Kansas City...they are bringing in Chad Pennington, the season is over"
"uh, sir, this line is for emergencies only. besides, carl peterson couldnt work out a contract with the first round draft picks, what makes you think he'll sign a player thats released. we're talking weeks here."
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