Funny Stuff Man Calls 9-1-1 Over Money Stealing Slot Machine

Mr. Plow · 08-07-2008, 12:05 PM

TAMPA, Fla. -- A second Hillsborough County man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing. He was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call. He's being held with no bail set. On Sunday another man was arrested after calling 911 five times during an argument with his brother. He demanded that dispatchers send deputies to help sort things out. And in northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

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**gblowfish** · 08-07-2008, 12:08 PM

Aw, jeez.

blueballs · 08-07-2008, 12:08 PM

i called 9-1-1 on guntherfan's uncle
they transfered my call to NY SWAT

Redrum_69 · 08-07-2008, 12:17 PM

"Hello 9-1-1, what is your emergency"

"QUICK I NEED TO GET OUT OF KC!"

"um, what?"

"I need to get out of Kansas City...they are bringing in Chad Pennington, the season is over"

"uh, sir, this line is for emergencies only. besides, carl peterson couldnt work out a contract with the first round draft picks, what makes you think he'll sign a player thats released. we're talking weeks here."

**Dartgod** · 08-07-2008, 12:27 PM

Florida, huh? They should increase the 9-1-1 operator staff down there come November.

9-1-1, what's your emergency?

I've been robbed! Them fools at the election board won't count my presidential vote because I'm too stooopid to cast a ballot!

08-07-2008, 12:05 PM
Mr. Plow In Search of a Life Join Date: Dec 2005 Casino cash: $1727391	Man Calls 9-1-1 Over Money Stealing Slot Machine TAMPA, Fla. -- A second Hillsborough County man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing. He was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call. He's being held with no bail set. On Sunday another man was arrested after calling 911 five times during an argument with his brother. He demanded that dispatchers send deputies to help sort things out. And in northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich. http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/17098156/detail.html
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08-07-2008, 12:08 PM	#2
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17606178 VARSITY	Aw, jeez.
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08-07-2008, 12:08 PM	#3
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	i called 9-1-1 on guntherfan's uncle they transfered my call to NY SWAT
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08-07-2008, 12:17 PM	#4
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	"Hello 9-1-1, what is your emergency" "QUICK I NEED TO GET OUT OF KC!" "um, what?" "I need to get out of Kansas City...they are bringing in Chad Pennington, the season is over" "uh, sir, this line is for emergencies only. besides, carl peterson couldnt work out a contract with the first round draft picks, what makes you think he'll sign a player thats released. we're talking weeks here."
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08-07-2008, 12:27 PM	#5
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $7120000	Florida, huh? They should increase the 9-1-1 operator staff down there come November. 9-1-1, what's your emergency? I've been robbed! Them fools at the election board won't count my presidential vote because I'm too stooopid to cast a ballot! __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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